Please vent your pettiest grievances in this thread. Bitch away. Get TRIFLING.
We ordered takeout and by the time it got here the fries were cold. THE FRIES WERE COLD. THEY WERE COLD LIKE JULIENNED ICE CUBES GODDAMMIT
Now THIS is a pretty grievance and I am here for it
I’m just glad you’re ok
I was gonna say, that’s a serious issue that needs to be addressed lol
That is fucking BULLSHIT
What the fuck
I would be LIVID
Ugggggggghhhhhh
Please vent your pettiest grievances in this thread. Bitch away. Get TRIFLING.
We ordered takeout and by the time it got here the fries were cold. THE FRIES WERE COLD. THEY WERE COLD LIKE JULIENNED ICE CUBES GODDAMMIT
Warning: this soft-focus press release disguised as a profile feature will make you want to a) barf and b) start pricing guillotines.
You guys are misunderstanding —what she is saying is that we should use the names for craters given them by the moon’s indigenous peoples
It really is quite astonishing that nobody in the media is talking about the fact that Sam Altman’s sister is suing him for sexually abusing her as a child. There was a story in the NYT in January by their tech reporter but no apparent follow-up. Seems like kind of a big deal to me?
The president of the United States is OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND and Democrats are still off whimpering about affordability
Socialism is good and the US would benefit heavily from it.
We have hollowed out our society so that a few very special boys can have as many toys as they can possibly collect and we need to stop them. Ideally, by taxing them out of existence.
I showed this to my wife and now she’s just sitting there with a blank stare saying “oh my god” over and over
What if we decided to have a nation run by literally anyone besides narcissistic male sex criminals
I would love to see them playing some serious jizz
Reposting for the morning crowd
I love it!
It’s a good time! It’s fluff but it’s good-natured fluff and it got two huge laughs from me and I’m a very tough laugh
ANACONDA (2025) is a film about a group of people who attempt to film a remake of ANACONDA (1997) but then ANACONDA (2025) BECOMES a remake of ANACONDA (1997) and in the process facilitates the creation of the film whose creation is the subject of ANACONDA (2025)
I spent like 2 hours doing this.
P.S. Where is Rowlf, you ask? He’ll be playing Lando Calrissian, of course? And the Emperor(s) will be played by Statler and Waldorf.
The best part: since Gonzo is Darth Vader, ALL STORMTROOPERS ARE NOW CHICKENS
Grand Moff Tarkin - Sam Eagle
Uncle Owen - Bunsen Honeydew
Aunt Beru - Beaker
Greedo - The Swedish Chef (“Maclurnkey!”)
Creature in Cantina - Manah Manah
Human in Cantina - Pepe the Prawn (“I have the death penalty in twelve systems, okay?” “You’ll be dead, okay?”)
Cantina Band - Electric Mayhem
MUPPET STAR WARS: EPISODE IV—A NEW HOPE, a remake of Star Wars, starring The Muppets
Luke Skywalker - Kermit the Frog
Princess Leia - Miss Piggy
Han Solo - Fozzy Bear
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Ewan McGregor
Darth Vader - Gonzo (the mask has a distinctive nose)
Chewbacca - Sweetums
C3P0 and R2D2 - Themselves
Hell yeah! We love Match Game! I laughed so hard I broke my [blank]!
I've studied so many concentration camps through history that held vulnerable people in just this kind of crowded squalor. You demonize people, you demand more arrests, this is what you get. It already has its own budget and its own momentum, and is on track to go much further, unless we stop it.
They touched down!!! 🤘🤘🤘🎸🎸🎸🥂🥂🥂