> write essay in LaTeX
> 1,500 word count max
> submit through Turnitin
> Turnitin thinks it's 2,956 words because LaTeX
> no word back on whether this is an auto-fail

I'm in danger

The problem with having an idea is that you’re no longer a pure play

Wrapping up a seed round raise at a respectable, but not insane amount - just as much as we need for operational purposes

See someone raised 5 at 30 for an AI startup without a deck, a name, even *an idea*, none of it

I honestly need to learn how to grift

I won’t need to admit it

Left my baby on the changing table while I went downstairs to clean a bottle, with my 'Songs from Musicals' playlist on shuffle

Came back upstairs to her bobbing along to Everyone's A Little Bit Racist from Avenue Q

It's too early to introduce her to this stuff

There's a guy who lives down the road from me who screams at me every time he sees me (same dude who hit me with a car a few months ago)

Every time I see *him*, I smile and wave like he's a long-lost friend

My neighbours have no idea what's going on and think we're both mentally ill (we are)

Leaking Pentagon documents for clout with 20-30 of your Discord mates is so FUCKING funny, I’m sorry

Nice bait on the other place

activating my hunter-gatherer instincts by venturing out into the wilderness (twitter) to bring back fresh poasters

Alright show-off

Not gonna lie, the current staging web app inability to post images directly from the clipboard is stopping me from posting here a lot more than I otherwise would

I rarely have pure-text things to say, don't like digging through file directories for 'joke_for_post_18.png'

We are legally obliged to move literally everyone we know over

Elon Musk getting absolutely rekt by a platform started by the same guy who created the one he bought for 44 billion dollars would be so *fucking* funny I think I'd have an aneurysm

Is this what Adam Cochran was on about when he said that he wanted UIs to look like they're stripped down and minimal

ḥ̴̡̧̙̪̱̘͖͈͔̝̼̻̜͈̬̬̞̭̻͕͕̳̯̩̝̼̝̹͇̠̹̼̟̺͒̒̈́̓̐̒̀̄̄̊͜͝ͅͅḙ̷̥͓̙͓͈̭̯̫̹̯̼͓̜̜̥͎͈̥͆͐̏̓͋̑́̍̃̔͂̄͊͆̐̂̚̚͝l̶̛̻͂͆̂̆̊̉̓̍̾̌̌̽͑̔̒̾́̾̌͐́̐̒͌̊͘̚͝ḽ̵̡̡̡̮̯̭̺̼̥̗͓̰̯͔͈́͑̈́̈́͑̅̒̍̅͂̋̄̕ò̵̧̢͖̩̝̖͙̲̹̤̗̩͎̘͚̜̻̥̟̖̐̆̊͋̀͒̃͂͊̎̀͊͋̐̑̎̊̀̍̔̽̉̓́̄̓͗̍̋̃̐̃̄͘̚͘̕͘͝ ̸̨̨̛̮̦̘̱̻̩͉̠̫͚̮̺̻͆̋̃̇̀̀̊̍͆͐͆̀̔͠d̴̨̨̧̡̨̥̝̱͓̜̦̼̫͇͚̙͖̜̪̬̱̼̦̝̝̳̱̞̝̞͎͓̦̲͖͖͆̅͋͋̽̾̂͌͐̀̇͑͆̒͜ͅr̷̛̰͖̈͗͑̀̽̓̔͗̿̔ ̸̡̙̞̟͙͚̪̙͇̹̭͔͕̖̝̱͍̼̙̎̃̀̓̓̔͌̔̀̾̄̄̎̀̑̏̆̀́̑̑̓̇̏̌̇̿̆͑͑̄̄͑͊̕̚͝͝ą̵̠̻͕̖̖̪̫͖͔̥̜͚̱̬̙̠̳̮͖͉̘͕̝̟͈̥̹͉͎̤͖͇̫̝͋͗͑̅́̇̊͐͌͐̈́͂̓̊͂͂̓̅̀̓͂̑͐́̕͘̚͠n̶͉̘̭͕͖̥̩̙̭̗̣̈́̆̽̃̿̽̔̾̉͂́̓̎̕̕͘͜g̸̢̧̡̛͉̦̗̬̝̲̳̦̘̳̻̱̭̖̻̼͍͍̰̹͙͕͇̙̪̎͗̈́́͒̑̄̊̏͊̎͗͗͊͗̒̏͛̂͋͐̋̃̽̐̽̄̍̎̾̐̈́͐̓̽͘̚͜͝͠ͅe̵̼͆̋̂͗̓͛̓̏̑͜͝͝͠͝ŗ̶̧̨͉̟͉͕̼̙̼̰̫̮̫̦͎͇́̋͋̋̀̏̂̌̕i̴̳̼̘̩̫̳̩͔͖͙̲̽̈́̀̊̆͗̈́͐͂̂̇̎̃̽̌̅̉̇̃̈̈́̇̂̀͐͋̈́̍̈́͑́̕͜͠͝͠s̷̡̨̡̛͈̜̤̖̝̖̹̜͇̖̩͈̱̯̯̹͓̗̠͕͕̙͉̺̬̲̖̞̱̻̰̬̻̄̅̄͊̊̅͒͑̉̄̀̽͛̆́͊͜

People on Twitter staring at Bluesky screenshots like

I am very capable of stealing jokes and posting them across the divide tyvm

This is a Good Thing

Given that I primarily use the Other Place for the group chat functionality, it feels very much like I'm posting in the nude here

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hope this works

@roon.bsky.social vs @tszzl.bsky.social

h̴̨͎͉͖̩̺͎̺̩̲͙̜͍̻̖̹̺͇̞͕͕̩̹̐͊̐ę̵̢̢̢̧͓̬̦̦̝̗̦̖͇̰͎̹͈̰̭̤̦͖̼̹̟͇̼͙̣̺̝͉͖͙̝͍̮͒̈́̎̏̀͋̉́̓̈́͂́̽̉̐̆̇͂̔̒̆̓͐̔̈́͘̕̚͜͝͝͝l̷̡̖͇̩͌̐̐͊̈̏͂̈́̏̂̂͑̚͝͝ṕ̶̢̯̙̖̯̰̝̱̠̌́͗̿̈́̕͝ ̸̨̧̨̣͇̻̰̠̯͙͉͎̈͗̀͆͒̍̊͗̀̆̄͆́͂̿͒̂̊͘͝m̸̢̡̛̦̻̬̤̺̻̳̳͔̘͔͓̫̙͍̩͎͚̲̻̳̤̭̜̥̼̜̤̰̱̳̜͍̾̉̒̎̽̈͌͂̾̇̎͋̅̃̈́̇̿̈́́͊͂̐̆͑͆̐͋͋̌̔̉̽̇̀̈́͘͜͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅè̴̡̡̡̧̧̡̛͖̥͚͕͖̻̲̠̰̥̟̳͚̫̹̦̘̩̞̘̯̯͓̞̭̲̬̙̯͙̭̃̓̓̾͛̆̿͂̾̉̌́̽̏͛̇̉̈́̽̀̇̔̉̽̋͒̈́̿͑̕̕͜͠͠͝ͅ

This would go hard in the Other Place

Two days on this site and we're witnessing the latest roon psychodrama

I think we'll all fit in here perfectly

Got a protocol deployed on testnet before losing access to verifying it for a week

Can't find where we put the reference implementation we deployed against so I'm guessing at the function hashes

I am a real and serious engineer

Babyposting

Bluesky, please give me invite codes

I am normal and can be trusted with gateway permissions for people from Twitter

oh god how did i get here i am not good with computer