hey guys

first chips and salsa of the new yearr

WHY CAN'T WE CATCH A FUCKING BALL!!

gooooo dawgs

it's a chips and salsa mondayyy 🎄

greetings citizen. have you been meeting your weekly bluesky post quota

good afternoon #BlueSkyNation

the united states has the most UFO sightings because we are the main characters of the universe

Snoopy and several Woodstocks walking through an aquarium tunnel

Meme that reads "Okay so... there's this thing called Loving Tiramisu and me and my girls well... we've gone pro" plus images of tiramisu

Puppy in a red heart frame with "I love you" in cursive

it's a chips and salsa saturdayyyyy 🍾

side view of tiramisu on a plate

top down view of tiramisu on a plate

taking pics of this tiramisu like it's a concert

bluesky please add post notifications it'll help me remember that this app exists

having another chips and salsa wednesdayyyy 🎸

it's a chips and salsa wednesdayyyy 🪩

movies from this year i still want to watch: i saw the tv glow, anora, kinds of kindness, drive away dolls, monkey man, queer, didi, saturday night

it's a chips and salsa sundayyy 🎶

they're gonna change it to a 20 team playoff so alabama can still be in

oklahoma beats alabama football 24-3

I LOVE #FOOTBALL!!!

the dr is diagnosing me with LIT!!

dr pepper can

yessss it's saturday night y'all 😛

wait i didn't even know those existed sounds like a good investment

the mouthfeel is worse and you get a five minute window of it being at the perfect temperature... just speaking my #truth

i wish i enjoyed hot beverages more but i'm just not a big fan of the hot part

bluesky still doesn't have the juice yet for me but it's almost there....

Baby seal hambuger

WHY does it say my handle is invalid what happened.... this liberal platform is trying to silence me

holy fucking shit i hate windows 11 so much

i wish i was able to listen to podcasts or put on a show while i work but i literally can't comprehend what they're saying unless i stop what i'm doing. music though i can sing along and multitask just fine

checkmate, i only have to do this for a week and then it's back to bumtown

sending so many emails and making so many pdfs and printing so many things right now.... this 9-5 shit is serious