The Liquor Cabinet

Wouldn't know. Put that shit in my rear view 18 months ago

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Jon's making a play at Prez '28

WATCH!!!

GOOD BEAN!!!

Boomer congressman Ted Yoho, from the ballsack region of America's syphilitic penis, northern FlawDuh, because of course he is

Cross-eyed garden gnome 'bout to find out what 'discovery' means

Skydiver Crashes on the scoreboard, Virginia Tech spring game delayed #shorts YouTube video by Sauvik Banerjee

Them: "How's the war in Iran going?"

Me:
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If you have any MAGA coworkers, friends or family, it's always fun to remind them that if life begins at conception, then all males are transgender

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For anyone still dumbfounded at how anyone could bankrupt a casino, you need look no further than his handling of the Iran debacle

A 5 decade-long abyss of business acumen in one syphilitic brain

Which is unfair to syphilis, because he's just really, really stupid

Oh, hey, real quick...When will Doll Hands be prosecuted for the staged assassination attempt that led to the death of two people?

Please say you're gonna jail them in ICE detention centers

Some people shorted oil stocks a mere 20 minutes before Pedolf announce that the Strait of Hormuz was fully open

Those are some savvy stock traders. I wonder how they did that

In these trying times, I'm reminded that no one is named Adolf, and no family name is Hitler

In the next 20 years, 'Donald' will fade away as a male child's name and 'Trump' will will be an historic embarrassment

"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"

- The Find Out

I'm sure I'll have a LOT of favorites in 2029

But right now I'm torn between jack hammering his stupid name off the Kennedy Center, or making Google put the Gulf of Mexico name back

a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food

I will never understand the mentality of Christians unironically worshiping a man who embodies all 7 deadly sins and has violated all 10 commandments

PSA

To the GenZ soldiers hyping yourselves up, as you're being deployed to Iran, with Black Sabbath's 'War Pigs'

That's a famously anti-establishment, anti-war protest song

#LearnHistory

I mean, renaming bodies of water is kinda his thing

I'm confident Google Maps will have that updated by EOD

This smiting scene from the New Tarantino Testament of the Bible always gives me chills

Someone's big mad that, as everyone is jumping the Xitter ship, Bluesky has grown to 42M+ happy users

As he heads to Vegas tonight, gacking up lines of crushed Adderall, posting about "unattractive" reporters, I'm reminded that with enough courage and conviction, one brave Air Force One mechanic could save us all

Drunk Pete just quoted 'Pulp Fiction' at a Pentagon church service

Shots fired!!!

Y'all aren't giving him the propper kudos for his 5D chess level of strategic thinking. Starting a war in Iran completely eliminated the pervasiveness of Venezuelan drug boats in the Caribbean

How 'bout that

On a social platform of 41M+ users, Eppy is trending #1

NostraDumbass rackin' up those Ls

DOCTOR!!!

Dear World,

Stay united and keep the pressure up. This isn't us, but a handful of dickheads, and we promise we'll do everything we can to fix it.

Sincerely,
A Shameful American