The Pretender YouTube video by Jackson Browne - Topic

Are you there?
Say a prayer for the pretender
Who started out so young and strong
Only to surrender

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Somethings are worth 30 days in the brig.

@thespaceshipper.com

By comparison, that is about 1/5 of the National Archives annual budget.

His balls haven't even dropped yet.

In all fairness, he is quite apt at getting millions to scream "Jesus Fucking Christ" at the same time .

Cold beer, just sitting back and enjoying the view and then some jackass has to play Florida Georgia Line.

A little secret, so are us Dad's.

Every single time.

You got a permit for those?

Again???

Quite possibly one of the best books on the Corps.

Best Scrabble draw ever!

Hell yes!

Kansas Legislature has already weaponized it against their own constituents.

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I mean, for all of his hatred, Magneto knew how to deal with Nazis.

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1st 2 episodes of #Daredevil are

Hopefully, the bullet keyholed before it hit.

Pure Country - Chicken Shit Quote YouTube video by EscapedBunnySlippers

A 20+ year old movie nails it perfectly. youtu.be/3GTLM89pN0A?...

Compared to the straight razors that preceeded it, safety razor was quite the name.

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Between the winter weather hibernation and stress easting, I've put on 4 lbs since Jan. 1. Not much I know but I really feel like Fat Bastard right now.

I got winded just looking at that map.

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Dear OPM

Here are my accomplishments of last week.

1) Took a jump to the left
2) Took a step to the right
3) Put my hands on my hips
4)Brought my knees in tight.
5) Completed the pelvic thrust that really drove me insane.

Whoa whoa whoa... let's not get crazy here. Just getting it to the kitchen is a win.

T&P for your grocery bill!

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Idiocracy has faded into Office Space.

And *POOF* Twitter is deleted, dead and gone to me.

I can see an entire Parks and Recs episode of Tom and Jean Raphio trying to talk Ron into this.