Heh, sitting alone at the cool kid's table* once again

*Iguanodon enjoyers

Isn't it great how everyone's brains are completely broken now?

Game comes out that isn’t an extraction shooter, indie, or 200 hour open world RPG.

“This is like a PS2 game.”

Thatcher is not dead but trapped in the cyberverse. We must contain her until we can dispose of her properly, even as she sends a new monster for us to fight week after week. This is our sacred duty.

Is that Garrett Hunter puking? Is this a Mega64 bit?

"So that's the clue to this puzzle," I say slowly dispensing the towels, readying them for their nautical voyage.

Listen, you've never sobbed in your life the way you sob when you internalize that humanity is the means by which the universe understands itself.

Next time they go to space they should bring back several stones with notched grooves representing the four elements. The fifth element? Why, Love of course.

I'm cool with either, but hope it's skill based match making. Haven't played recently cause I haven't had the energy and also I'm at a point where I'm obliterated the second another player sees me.

Dang, probably missed out on a piece of the room, but at least I will get one (1) ball.

speaking of home movies, i think this is one of my best posts ever

2015 twitter post by user @murrman5. "No rapping tonight" Why? "You rap about Patrick swayze Everytime it's embarrassing" Ok (After one beer) Uh oh y'all it's getting kind hazy

when i think about "peak" Twitter, I think of this post

“I wish I had a million dollars…”

*tries the hand sanitizer dispenser on the wall and it actually has hand sanitizer in it*

“Hot dog!”

Love that Corgi 🤣🐶

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

War crime tribunals aren’t enough we gotta put him in a Harlan Ellison short story.

saying PEBKAC fell off

アルカノイド | 新日本BGMフィルハーモニー管弦楽団（NJBP Live! #17） YouTube video by 新日本BGMフィルハーモニー管弦楽団

An orchestral rendering of playing Arkanoid. I feel like I've heard something similar but can't place where. I mean the recreation of playing a game through orchestration, not game music in general, that's not anything new (but still cool).

I just wish this stuff wasn't in like an MMA setting. I could probably get into it otherwise.

the thing about it is you care less what people think of you online when you have an actual offline life. I get people mad at me for stupid shit all the time and I log off and spend time with my husband and our cat and we all adore each other. living well is the best revenge, etc

"Boy, that tv show host I used to enjoy as a teenager seems to be in the middle of yet another meltdown. Anyway, what's Seanbaby up tooooooOh FFS!!!"

[lav mic aquiver as I rise to my theme, audience rapt] but the problem is we’re still on the old paradigm. “Engagement.” and that’s over. done with. cooked. next slide, please
[screen behind me tiles from ENGAGEMENT to JUST POSTING SOME BULLSHIT]
[I cannot be heard over the waves of applause]

The people, they yearn for a retvrn to Virtua Tennis

From: Yoshitaka Amano's 1001 Nights (1998), dir. Mike Smith, Hyperion Studio

Yes! That would be fun to watch

Thanks Norm! Gaming Historian is one of my favorite channels on Youtube. Sad to see it end but it's understandable. Wish you the best!

The Atrocities of Domestication (7" ep, power violence)

Watercolor and India ink, cartoon Gentle man on sidewalk, grass beside sidewalk covered with dog shit. Text says "Spring reveals a lot of crap winter would rather forget."

Gentle Observation 422 - Spring reveals a lot of crap winter would rather forget.

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World Autism Day:

When I was a camp counselor I got endless heads ups about a boy who was gonna be a "handful", but the kid just wanted to crawl on the floor and pretend to be a dinosaur. So I did that with him.

We became best buds. I had no issues with him in my group.

Acceptance is everything.

Raccoin! I said FUCK YOU to Balatro cause cards are boring! But watching coins slowly fall off a field!?!? Fuck yes!!!!