they call me... squirtcatcher... 💦👐😎

No longer a virgin 💯 #MarriageRocks

they STILL HAVENT!!

pee

this joke was executed perfectly. its hard to make a joke about religion and not cross any lines. but you nailed it.

oh i giggled

oomf humping my leg :(

me n who

*ATE actually kms rn

just kicked a ball for a dog at work and didn't know it was icy and at shit. most humbling experience 😖 -Gray

lemnard

🚨🚨 GRAY is using LENNARDS LIMB to GROPE ME 🚨🚨

gay?

hank makes poopies in the bed this just in

!! looking into it

hey babe, don't wanna shave? no problem! I'll just pluck out all your pubes one-by-one with my teeth 😁

oomf needs to change their smoke detector battery

he sure does have one dead ass ass

the deadest of ass

oh uh erm yes, yes, totally separate, like what I meant was helping him set up an account, yknow?

unless I wanna make a Lennard account for here...

well I was debating whether I wanted to make a hypothetical 2nd account an anarchist polls or a shared priv

guess the app decided for me

damn you can't do polls on here? what the frigma

becoming a health insurance ceo just so i can die at his hands

damn warm one today

idk probably jorking it

so does this app have an equivalent to the steak thread yet?