At therapy. Wonder if I should just read her my poem… and do THE VOICES

I would do this. And also. If I had one of those dymo (?) clicky label makers - there would be stupid labels on ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

Bloody should.

It says an enormous amount about the Royal Navy in the late Victorian period that they could essentially build HMS "Fuck That One Ship In Particular" as and when required.

Fuck it list card

Infinity fuck off card which reads FUCK OFF PLEASE TURN OVER FRONT AND BACK

FUCKIT list megamix - with so many more options. Wipe clean so you can tick on it with a pen for your mood du jour

I make sweary things cos *gestures at every fucking thing since 2019 wildly*

All available on Etsy. Which is also fucked these days & full of dead eyed soulless “cute” airbrushed AI monstrosities as useless as tut from a wintry beachfront arcade

Dippyfishcards.etsy.com
#bsnm #fuckAI #mhhsbd

OMG

Laughsnort :)

AI, oh you… “Good morning, can you help me please?” *brief précis of my need* Hello. What can I help you with? “It is above, please read” Please log in now to access help “I can’t that’s why I’m here” Are you having problems? “Yes. I thought I made that clear” Please log in now to access help “I’ve tried that and I can’t” Hello. What can I help you with? -My fucking giddy aunt- “I can’t log in to my account.” Can you describe your need? “Yes. IT WILL NOT LET ME IN” *my nose begin to bleed* Hello. What can I help you with? “I’m having access issues Can I talk to a human please While I still have some tissues” Please log in now to access help “I’m here cos that won’t work, Ye Gods. This cannot be a first You techy stupid berk. I didn’t get a passcode To >easily reset< And now, a modern Sisyphus It’s THAT I want to get.” Is it an access issue? “YES, THAT, AS I HAVE SAID. A passcode has not landed And I wish that I was dead” Did you check your spam for code? “Or course, I looked there first. I work on this shit every day” *this really is the worst* Please log in now to access help “I cannot get a CODE” Are you having problems? “Yes. The fucking motherlode” I do not understand response. Is it one of these: >Upgrade< >Login< >New Subscription< >More Of AI Please< “Oh god, please make me understood I’m motherfucking FEWMIN For Christ’s sake Hal, connect me to a motherfucking human” Would you like to contact us? “Yes please, can I just call?” Please log in now to access help. “Oh fuck it” “FUCK IT ALL”

A fucking poem about fucking
AI help desks

#fuckai #poetry #poem

What a beautiful blanket you have there

He can have all of my spare kind thoughts today. X

Innit?

That too. And of course, add the “worried about health” need to be cared for how do I get help? Aspect and its agony…

Mmmmmm. He is

I mean. I missed a trick here by not asking: Hello. What can I help you with?

Have you tried logging in? ;D xxx

Northampton couple who met on bus ride double decker to wedding The pair are now married after meeting during their commute last summer.

Everything is terrible. So here is a NICE THING.

Thanks for sharing. I am full of rage.

FEWMIN EDGEOG

>Upgrade<
>Login<
>New Subscription<
>More Of AI Please<
“Oh god, please make me understood
I’m motherfucking FEWMIN
For Christ’s sake Hal, connect me to a motherfucking human”
Would you like to contact us?
“Yes please, can I just call?”
Please log in now to access help.
“Oh fuck it”
“FUCK IT ALL” x

Checks notes: The same company that just fired all the amazing creatives from the Marvel movies?

In case anyone’s interested this is in fact pretty much verbatim my conversation with a Disney+ AI helpbot recently. Took me 400 years to find the number and then took the human 5 seconds to resolve the issue.

Please look at THIS DOG.

AI, oh you… “Good morning, can you help me please?” *brief précis of my need* Hello. What can I help you with? “It is above, please read” Please log in now to access help “I can’t that’s why I’m here” Are you having problems? “Yes. I thought I made that clear” Please log in now to access help “I’ve tried that and I can’t” Hello. What can I help you with? -My fucking giddy aunt- “I can’t log in to my account.” Can you describe your need? “Yes. IT WILL NOT LET ME IN” *my nose begin to bleed* Hello. What can I help you with? “I’m having access issues Can I talk to a human please While I still have some tissues” Please log in now to access help “I’m here cos that won’t work, Ye Gods. This cannot be a first You techy stupid berk. I didn’t get a passcode To >easily reset< And now, a modern Sisyphus It’s THAT I want to get.” Is it an access issue? “YES, THAT, AS I HAVE SAID. A passcode has not landed And I wish that I was dead” Did you check your spam for code? “Or course, I looked there first. I work on this shit every day” *this really is the worst* Please log in now to access help “I cannot get a CODE” Are you having problems? “Yes. The fucking motherlode” I do not understand response. Is it one of these: >Upgrade< >Login< >New Subscription< >More Of AI Please< “Oh god, please make me understood I’m motherfucking FEWMIN For Christ’s sake Hal, connect me to a motherfucking human” Would you like to contact us? “Yes please, can I just call?” Please log in now to access help. “Oh fuck it” “FUCK IT ALL”

A fucking poem about fucking
AI help desks

#fuckai #poetry #poem

Dear Companies/Corporate Middle Managers.

Every single one of your AI helpdesk bots is FUCKING USELESS and not remotely fit for purpose.

But hey, Government and Corporates, by all means buy in to this technology and make everyone’s life a lot worse in ever single regard.

Luv The General Public

With me it’s poetry and art. When I have the bandwidth

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa

I want all these places to be bought and transformed into theatres and art galleries - but rich people are too bus trying to run the world. Idiots

And this should be painted white and be an art gallery

Just say ON

Just infinity feedback loops of uselessness. Absolute and total wank

Spike Sillybollocks. A pissed off hedgehog going for his stupid little mental health walk with a surprise worm and ladybug looking on…

I am also THIS HEDG-OG OF INCANDESCENT STOMPING RAGE

PRINTS HERE

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#bsnm #hedgehog #artforsale #profanity