An onion will do well for such a shift

No matter where you are on your journey, whether you're socially transitioning, medically transitioning, both, or neither, whether you're binary or not, whether you have one gender or many or none at all...remember that I love you and you matter.

I met a cat today.

I was almost asleep 🫠

TORLSX The National Weather Service in St Louis has issued a * Tornado Warning for... Central Saint Louis County in east central Missouri... Saint Louis City in east central Missouri... * Until 1030 PM CDT. * At 940 PM CDT, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado was located over Town and Country, moving east at 25 mph. HAZARD...Tornado. SOURCE...Radar indicated rotation. IMPACT...Flying debris will be dangerous to those caught without shelter. Mobile homes will be damaged or destroyed. Damage to roofs, windows and vehicles will occur. Tree damage is likely. * Locations impacted include... Ballwin, Chesterfield, Manchester, Kirkwood, Crestwood, Creve Coeur, Webster Groves, Maryland Heights, Bridgeton, Overland, St. Ann, Clayton, University City, St. Louis, Jennings, Ferguson, Florissant and Bellefontaine Neighbors. This includes the following State Parks... Scott Joplin Historic Site. This includes Interstate 44 in Missouri near exit 277.

🚨 Tornado Warning issued April 15 at 9:40PM CDT until April 15 at 10:30PM CDT by NWS St Louis MO 🚨
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A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY: OH, DEAR - - I BETTER GET STARTED ON MY HOMEWORK P2- NANCY IS LISTENING TO THE RADIO AS SHE BEGINS OF DO HER HOMEWORK RADIO ANNOUNCER: ... SCIENTISTS ARE NOW WORKING ON A NEW SUPER-ATOM BOMB 2000 TIMES MORE DESTRUCTIVE - - P3- NANCY IMAGINES AN ATOM BOMB HURDLING TOWARDS THE EARTH P4- NANCY CRINGES AS SHE IMAGINES THE EARTH EXPLODING P5-NANCY : SOMEHOW THAT HOMEWORK DOESN'T SEEM VERY IMPORTANT NANCY THROWS HER HOMEWORK ON THE FLOOR…

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 15,1946

Provide the social safety so that grandmothers don’t have to take multiple jobs to pay for their husbands cancer treatment

Yet I alone, alone do me oppose
Against the Pope, and count his friends my foes.

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

"maybe the guys who to this day tell you it was a tough but strategically necessary decision to drop a nuclear bomb on a fucking church will refuse an illegal order" okay. yeah for sure

HAPPY LELAND MELVIN DAY!!!! Give your pup a smooch!

So many of my fellow USians keep asking why someone doesn't do something.

Friends, this is why having the most expensive and most powerful military in the world, and a police force that's the third most expensive and powerful military in the world by itself, and the world's largest prison system,

Top panel: In a scene from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Up The Long Ladder," the Mariposan Prime Minister sits in the observation lounge aboard the Enterprise speaking to the senior staff. He is saying, "After 300 years, the entire concept of sexual reproduction is repugnant to us." Bottom panel: Commander Will Riker is sitting on the opposite side of the table to the Prime Minister. His expression suddenly becomes deadly serious. A red light emanates from his eyes. The text at the bottom reads "TRIGGERED"

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekTNG

A 1% annual wealth tax on billionaires in Illinois would, by itself, balance the budget.

A 2% wealth tax on billionaires would pay for universal single payer healthcare for everyone in Illinois.

Tax the billionaires.

Pretty sure I am the grumpiest human to ever be grumpy right now. #grumpy

i like the fantasy of trump attending the supreme court hearing on revoking birthright citizenship, as though he will be thoughtfully considering the legal merits of the case with great intellectual mind, instead of staring down conservative justices to make sure they do his bidding

a video game screen shows a bee with a kill number of 11.34 ALT: a video game screen shows a bee with a kill number of 11.34

kristi noem seeing her husbands massive tits

5g radiation coronavirus vaccine bimbofication scheme finally worked but it only worked on one guy. back to the drawing board :\

i love that the right treats kid rock like a make a wish kid

If my animals don’t like someone, I don’t like them either, and my cats always had better judgment than my dog has now.

Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"

$8 a gallon for gas???

That's right

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Their counterargument has always been, and never been more complex than, "Shut up, ugly."

"But the Bible says-" lol shut up. STFU. You do shit every day the Bible says not to. Get wrecked.

I can't help but notice that whenever a sport bans trans women, they immediately begin transvestigating every Black and Brown cis woman with any chance of winning.

It's almost as though some people think "woman" means "cis and white." 🤔