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Posts by Ryan Bayne

If you enjoy media that makes you say "how the hell did they get this funded and still be so cool" you can get Blippo+ for less than the price of a burrito on your Nintendo Switch Video Game Doodad

forever grateful I got to help on something so cool

19 hours ago 53 23 4 1

Well now, would you look at that?

A massive study of NEARLY 300,000 people in the United States found that receiving an updated mRNA COVID-19 vaccine REDUCED people’s risk of SEVERE disease AND death in ALL age groups, REGARDLESS of immunity from prior infection or vaccination.

3 days ago 4045 1093 48 22

We do, but Manitoba doesn't, so the crowd was probably confused.

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This is off-topic, but you know what's frustrating about McDonald's burgers? Sometimes you get a really good one, and then you're like "why are they not all this good?" I want consistent mediocrity, not the occasional surprise deliciousness.

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

Meowth, that's right!

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

I think I had these. They were a disappointment, but that's the case for just about every Kosher for Passover food out there so *shrug*

1 week ago 12 0 1 0
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shhhhh the Onion sale went up live three hours early don't tell anybody

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2 weeks ago 723 150 19 6

Was I part of a test group who got it on Wednesday or should I be looking for a second email?

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

@uzionmain.bsky.social @calculon.bsky.social Turns out I can't reply to the thread despite Ilan tagging me. Uh, are you open to Unitarianism? That's where I've made most of my friends in the past many years. I think there's still a decent Pokémon Go community here. Bowling league's so-so for friends

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(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

1 month ago 6817 1527 33 13
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I'm tempted to read this like Homer and the gym. "A jame? What's a jame?!?"

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Reminds me of the ol' fudge and moccasins store that opened next to my university.

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This election's candidate is Sir Oink A-Lot (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)

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As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

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Homer sad because all his favourite Canadian Olympic TV ads are going away, including the Petro Canada bear, the Instacart banana ad with Ben Stiller, the Jay Baruchel Mamacitas Group Chat, and the rest (McCain, Tim Hortons)

Homer sad because all his favourite Canadian Olympic TV ads are going away, including the Petro Canada bear, the Instacart banana ad with Ben Stiller, the Jay Baruchel Mamacitas Group Chat, and the rest (McCain, Tim Hortons)

can't believe I have to say goodbye to all the Canadian Olympic TV ads today

1 month ago 99 13 4 2

I'd tell him you're interested, there's probably chips.

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At a minimum, who's gonna be upset about the thought of Harley Cameron bouncing off them? The dumb humour potential of those three, let alone Willows potential to suprise...

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This book is great

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Were you looking at the potential semi-final? I got worried then I saw a note that teams will be re-seeded after the quarter-finals.

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"Let's Go Chuck Taylor! You're the Best Wrestler in the World! You're in Way Better Shape than Tyler Black!"?

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I watched the Kid Rock halftime show. Back in 2010 when I went to a Detroit Lions Thanksgiving game and he was the entertainment. It was against my wishes. Which unfortunately is more than I've watched Bad Bunny so far, but I had my bowling league tonight.

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It’s time to post this. Confirmed.

Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion.

ilovecitr.us/darnold/

1 month ago 1895 396 4 38

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

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I'm watching the replay this evening and after a bit more of the ceremonies including the Olympic oath, they've cut back to the torch bearers out in the streets of Milan heading to the cauldron.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Roy Kent is proud of you!

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Hopefully this time Chip will get to play Svensson. Archie Comics won't mind if they borrow Svensson as a character, right?

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one.

It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.

2 months ago 5060 1774 126 135

This is the second time I've seen someone reference this scene in the past twenty-four hours, and both were about the timing of obtaining food. I don't know what this means, but it seems noteworthy.

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look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

2 months ago 4700 1163 4 10

I think he returned to his home planet. No word yet on whether he died on the journey or not.

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