We need PVP enabled on here the same way we do it on Something Awful and I'm not joking

I couldn't help myself

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 345 seconds.

The President In Crisis October 14, 1998 : 345s

Pitbull YOU DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, MISTAKES MAKE YOU. THEREFORE, THEY'RE MUSTAKES. PITBULL

Monday Motivation

"patlabor" is what my cat demands from me. and brother, I'm clocking in

A crt tv photo of the Super Metroid title screen of a lab with a Metroid inside a tube, and glowy computer screen either side.

Just shy of a month after its Japanese release, Super Metroid made its way over to North America.

Happy 32nd birthday (again!), Super Metroid. 💜 Worth celebrating twice (and in the summer, thrice) one of the GOATS.

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves NEW YORK—In an eight-hour-long video posted Tuesday to the Criterion Collection’s YouTube channel, actor Nick Offerman can be seen paying a visit to the Criterion Closet to rebuild the film library’s ...

“Don’t tell me you’ve been using particle board in here,” said the 55-year-old woodworker

Exactly one year ago today:

If your toaster starts working like this website today, report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.

Beautiful mind alert

bluesky service status A We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos

Still from the television show Futurama showing Seymour the dog waiting for Fry to return

waiting for the last few twitter mutuals to come over

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

this means theres 6 other cops running around nyc named shit like "dopey" and "sneezy"

RIP to the On The Border Gorbachev ate at 25 years ago yesterday.

Late Night New Characters November 20, 2002 : 433s

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

lmfao let’s fucking goooo

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

a'ight, imma head out

https://venmo.com/code?user_id=2150365009018880666

Never used ChatGPT before so asked it the first question I thought of and I’m supposed to trust this thing?

I believe the phrase is "Hang it in the Louvre"