More like Joao POOdro ammirite?! (Seriously though, I want to die)

Elanga and Wood completely destroying my FPL season week after week after week…

With all the excitement and chaos I’d forgotten I still have Joao Pedro in my team. FFS.

Cody. Thanks for the one week, 16 pt punt, but it’s already time to say goodbye, my friend. #ASSMAN

Seb knows and understands.

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Paulo Dybala.

The Mbuemo/Wissa double up dream died with that Joao Pedro price drop, but it would’ve locked me into a -8 which I don’t think is worth it. Mbuemo for Gordon or Wissa for JP? It’s Bryan, isn’t it?

Listen mate I’m wondering whether to get him AND Wissa in for a -8…come back when you’ve got a real dilemma…

Actually it was JSL ➡️ Gakpo but you get the idea. What could’ve been…

I made those exact moves…before benching half the points!

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I did that too.

No I wasted that on bloody Haaland in GW9, didn’t I?

This is why I think it’s worth the -4 now. Gets it done.

Mbuemo vs Spurs could be a bloodbath…but also I’ve an idea of saving my AM chip for Big Ange towards the end of the season. 👀

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I’m in a similar boat. Have already done Raya to Pickford. Didn’t want to overthink it, there won’t be a huge difference in points over the next 10 and JP has an extra fixture. Also pondering Gordon to Mbuemo for a -4. It can wait but as a Spurs fan I think he’s going to destroy us next week.

It’s fun to have fun…shame about the benched Kluivert points. Any chance Sarr could miss out tomorrow, please??

I did it cos it’s fun.

2FTs
Bruno & JSL ➡️ Kluivert & Gakpo
Salah 🧢
Pickford likely coming in next week and if I really want Mbuemo that badly I’ll take a -4
Good luck all! #FPL #FPLCommunity

Sod it. Gakpo’s coming in.

More or less paralysed my self into rolling with indecision. 3FTs next week. Can get Gakpo if I lose Bruno but it means no Mbuemo. A LIV defender or GK means I can get Bryan in for Spurs. Early Liverpool team news could spark me into doing something though… #FPL

Have 2FTs. Could do Bruno & JSL —> Kluivert & Gakpo this week or roll. Also thinking Munoz over Robbo but it’s a close one. Help?!

Like when people text radio stations to tell them to “keep the tunes coming”…

Bit early in the day to start drinking mate…

Do I go for my 3rd LIV asset this week for IPS, or is it better to wait? Got Trent and Salah and have ways to get any of Alisson/Konate/Diaz/Gakpo.

Got away with it.

Palmer starts. Not sure if that’s good or not for me.

Considering Diaz as he’s easier to get to for me but Gakpo’s the one really.

As mentioned by @nathanaclark.bsky.social, feels very difficult to do any sort of meaningful analysis on the manager, style of play etc. with the amount of injuries.

xG for and against trendline below, with injuries mapped.

Leaves me with absolutely no clue what to do in current situation 🤷‍♂️