Major thing this tells me is he goes boring ass places if rebooking doesn’t mean a huge ass delay.

Some friends are just not “commit to doing a time specific thing with” friends and that’s fine but you can’t lie to yourself.

I stand by my belief that the creative accounting caused by salary caps is the dumbest shit in every sport where it applies, though.

The fun thing about being overly emotionally invested in multiple professional sports is that you get to understand and hold unique little grudges about all their individual stupid absurdity.

I love friends to lovers as a trope, right? That’s my shit. But truly nothing is more specifically my shit than “we’ve been effectively dating for weeks/months/years and it has been obvious to everyone but us.” Idiots in love. Dipshit4dipshit. The more oblivious to their perma heart eyes the better.

I’m sitting here chirping the Pens on TV because Mantha only scored 33 goals and we have Macklin Celebrini and you don’t na na na-na na, while the Sharks are literally at home and I do not care.

Being a fan of an expansion team can honestly be kind of freeing because there’s no dignity or gravitas possible. The Sharks don’t have Willie Mays or Joe DiMaggio or Aaron Judge or Buster Posey. They have a man with an insane beard who famously joked he’d take his dick out in celebration.

Going to the grocery store wearing my "call the girls it's game day" shirt and my Sharkie Barbie sweatshirt because these little assholes istg

Feeling very normal about the Sharks sucking me back in.

I truly do not understand the entire medical billing process. They tried desperately to get me to pre-pay for my hysterectomy in February when I *knew* the amount they were quoting was wrong and I had to restrain myself from telling them to eat shit.

I had to yell at my medical group last year because they fucked up the billing for an MRI that I had prepaid for and overpaid but they kept sending me threatening bills for the original amount (even though they actually owed me money) because it took them like three months to process it correctly.

Question for SportsSky: Does the Fanatics NHL jersey sizing run the same as the current MLB jersey sizing?

I’ve had a crush on Noah Wyle since I was 16 and now we’re both middle aged and he’s talking about competence porn. It’s just me, him and Paul Rudd against the world.

Screenshot of an order confirmation for a teal Will Smith Sharks shirt

You win, Sharks.

I have also done that lol. And I assume I’ll do it again when the next season of Heated Rivalry comes out I can presumably get a Troy Barrett shirt.

That’s too depressing for me lol. I already own too many jerseys of guys who got traded or just flamed out.

Author’s note: The Sharks are good again, I am emotionally compromised.

Totally normal to wait for a moment of blinding rage or sobbing on their behalf to determine whether you love an athlete enough to buy their jersey right?

Like I’d throw hands for Ned but he’s a grown man, he doesn’t really need me to. Half of these children can’t drink and none of them can rent a car.

The problem with the Sharks being literal babies young enough to be my children is I really find myself with an intense maternal rage when someone looks at them sideways.

MLB really stumbled into a massive viewer experience upgrade with Sunday Night Baseball moving to NBC. This broadcast crew is absolutely light years better than ESPN’s.

In the past six months my mom and I have both had cancer and had surgery and she just got out of hip replacement surgery so if the universe can now stop with the random major health problems that’d be GREAT.

I remain confused by the Sharks being good?? Fun??

Boone out here casually letting his closer throw 40 pitches the first week of the season.

I hope Ben Rice knows that he’s now a load bearing support for my mental health.

Oh yes I think you’re right! He was taking out the lineup card on Saturday and I was still mad about the day before.

I don’t even remember what happened that I was like I swear I will go over there and punch him myself but I stand by it.

It’s Comcast now! As if changing the Speedee ad copy wasn’t bad enough.

This is what happens when you spurn Speedee, Giants!

brb starting a change.org petition to get the Speedee promo back

It brings me no joy to report that I called Daniel Susac Su2ac to @britth.bsky.social earlier and we agreed that was his nickname.