typing mr blobby linger edit into an ai video app and my phone immediately explodes in my hands

fair play she rules.

is this a lie you legally have to tell me

unbelievable win

the "Australian Alps"

fuckin as if they called a mountain range that. an unsalvagable people

god on the 5th day

greatures

on the one hand i was too hot on the bus and i can't wear my nice new coat but also on the other hand pipe down sun's out

happy international women's day to all the other slightly peeved goth girls i've seen in the sun today

oh wait unless that's angeles, for the guitar line if nothing else

say yes top 1 most beautiful songs ever, obviously

is it good if you get to work and are overwhelmed by the need to listen to elliott smith

yes obv

Trump Did That (sticker in bio). it's an account that's running a dogshit etsy shop for twee orange man bad stickers. they have 11k followers somehow. bio reads: Trump is president again and prices are up. Republicans talked about high prices for years and unfortunately it worked. Let's do the same to them: good trouble + small acts of resistance

stop liking my posts you freaks i am Also Making Fun Of You

he didn't endorse medicare this time round did he tbf? also hard to argue that this hard cut on federal funding and flash sale of federal assets is without Reaganite precedent, but this time with a fun webfascist twist

now THIS is the stuff

notifications that an account called "Country Over Party 🌵" has followed me and retweeted one of my posts. i've blocked him in order to post this, don't worry x

Country Over Party 🌵's bsky profile. 6.5k followers. Bio reads: 5th generation Arizonan. Politically homeless (former Republican). Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints @ComeUntoChrist. Their profile picture is an american flag with "Vote Country Over Party" over the top and their banner image is a multicoloured "Hate Has No Home Here" image macro.

Da Resist Lib Mormon is a guy i would make up if i wanted to mock bluesky's userbase

trying to sneak "Winston Starmer" in while we're all distracted by the bad photoshop

yeah that's what i thought, weatherthey

who is doing their graphic design and is their address public i just want to give some constructive feedback

unfortunately i can only bring myself to feel a profound respect for the guy posting a photo of himself having a joint in the sun in his garden in the nts breakfast show chatroom

from BBC news: Glastonbury 2025: Olivia Rodrigo, Charli XCX and The 1975 to headline from The Guardian: Glastonbury 2025: the 1975, Neil Young and Olivia Rodrigo to headline

not investigating any further, choosing to believe either that neil young is doing a brat covers set or that he's playing guitar for a 2 hour acoustic charli performance

at the front of the top deck on the way to work and it's SUNNY

"i'd be so happy if i met a pigeon in a shop" - @cilliaaan.bsky.social

maybe the solution to everything is bass boosting and the sun being out

god is real and he makes all the plastic

punished by god for being too sexy (spot on my chin)

or girl. OR THEY

suicide flashmob in front of the guy who invented posts

oh boy a pre-warning from the android backpack guy