The MINDTRAP answer card. It reads: The man told the two lads, "If I say the dove is alive, you will kill the bird and show me that it is dead. If I say that it is dead, you will release the dove and it will fly away. So you see, I cannot answer your question.'

Molly... you have... SOLVED this MINDTRAP! Of course those two wretched lads would wring the poor creature's neck if it would allow them to best such a riddlemaster. Your mind has been released... for now....

The MINDTRAP box. It's very overly dramatic, with a logo that has lightning bolts shooting within it on a background of a black cloudy sky

A MINDTRAP card. The question reads: A wise man lived on a hill above a small town. The townspeople often approached him to solve their difficult problems and riddles. One day, two lads decided to fool him. They took a dove and set off up the hill. Standing before him, one of the lads said, "Tell me, wise man, is the dove I hold behind my back dead or alive?" The man smiled and said, "I know you are trying to trick me, so therefore, I cannot answer your question correctly." Even though the wise man knew the condition of the dove, why wouldn't he state whether it was dead or alive?

Lightning crashes in the distance as you survey the land around you, now nothing but empty desolation. A sudden burst of cruel laughter as your stomach tightens into a pit of fear. That's right, it's MINDTRAP MONDAY. Dare you solve this riddle, or will your MIND be TRAPPED forever?

how dare a bunch of trannies and their inconvenient “medical needs” get in the way of our fantasies about the Woke Pope

An email from Netgear. "NETGEAR Receives Conditional Approval from the FCC for Consumer Routers" "To our Valued Customers: We're pleased to share that NETGEAR is the first retail consumer router company to receive conditional approval from the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) as a trusted consumer router company. We hope this recognition gives you added peace of mind — knowing that the network powering your home meets rigorous standards."

It definitely makes me feel safer knowing that my router's manufacturer is, I have to assume, the first networking hardware company to openly bribe the FCC

Am inside corner of a parking garage, all concrete. There are 20+ propane tanks visible, some in cages and some just sitting on the floor

Great place to stand if you're an armed guard or perhaps some kind of goon

Happy Yuri's Night to all women!

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

Can't get over how well this single image condenses the experience of playing a Hideo Kojima game.

This should just be a standard feature for websites I think. If you don't designate a next of kin account then it transfers all your stuff to someone at random

A screenshot of the "No beer menu- need solution.-$500" card. There is a comment from a deleted account that says "replace with tv. Purchase and mount."

How does this change things for you?

An email from Trello that says: "Here’s the latest… [deleted account] made you an admin on the board KB Remodel"

A very crowded Trello board full of cards about renovating a restaurant. There is also one photo of the exterior, showing a plain building.

Somehow I inherited someone's trello board about renovating their restaurant???

if we’re sharing the best clickhole space articles, this one has brought me to tears multiple times

clickhole.com/this-speech-...

You really do

Dark universe planet logo instead of the earth because I’m stupid.

Troubling new Artemis II photo of Earth.

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The Metro bed collection:

Bedtime Bus – SKU: MB-BUS003
Sweet Dream Access – SKU: MB-ACC002
7000 Series Sleeper – SKU: MB-RC7000

Each model is designed for a smooth journey to dreamland 🙂‍↕️💤🛏️ All orders ship Neveruary 1.

Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden [a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"] Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money" [a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KÖPAS FÖR PENGAR"] Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

A troubling omen to be sure

nerd

Minnesota Twins player #30, James Outman

Hideo Kojima introducing a baseball player in a video game

The DC Metro

Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi.

The DC Metro shows that, with good planning & enough investment, the public sector can succeed & build something extraordinary.

Agent: *slams a file down on desk* Here's the deal kid. Sting operation. Con artist claiming to be a doctor. Problem is, he's clever. He'd spot an agent a mile away. That's why we need an outsider. An expert. That's where you come in. So what do you think? Are you in?

Pagliacci: Lock and load boys

Me, watching the violence start to get out of hand: this reminds me of the thing at the mall

This is true, however I think Putin has also done bad things, so let's not praise him uncritically

"Hey... are you awake?"

This is what Chalia Bull had in his head during GQux

PTT 840.85 MEMORY It's worse than we thought, Snake. New intel confirms that FOX-HOUND has developed several new types of guy.

PTT 840.85 MEMORY There's psychic gas mask guy. Minigun shaman guy. Weird chameleon guy. Cat guy - who's also a revolver guy, by the way. That's like two types of guy almost.

Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say