A news photo with the truncated caption: “Photos: How overfishing in Southeast” The photo shows a man shouldering a stack of large fish. His head is bowed in effort, which also looks like he’s trying to hide his face behind the fish, if you look at it that way.

Photos: how — crap, there’s Fred! Don’t look. I blew him off for harpooning last week. Did he see me? Don’t look, just keep moving!

Heard @anneapplebaum.bsky.social on the Slate gabfest say Péter Magyar’s name pretty close to “MAH-jar,” as in: “Mah jar of moonshine might be legal pretty soon in the U.S.” So take that, run, with it, and enjoy

Who owns the copyright to Book It! merch, and why haven’t they dropped PJ’s and tote bags into the Aldi Finds aisle

To be fair, like 95% of the time I see anything one of he or his people said or did, my first thought is, “Jesus Christ….“

ooh, the Sky is grinding today, m’friends

just learning that this is a drug and not a video game protagonist

Love seeing conservatives argue for separation between church and state but only when religious doctrine conflicts with blowing people up

newspaper report showing parts of possible logos for the Elgin Maroons (featuring a raccoon). When Bugs Bunny was on a real insult riff, he would sometimes refer to an antagonist as “what a maroon.”

to those who grew up watching a heavy dose of classic Bugs Bunny, this image is…something

They’re saying it will leave a bigger void in the cultural airwaves than when “My Heart Will Go On” finally left the Top 40

In *my* day, this content was delivered in the hilarious accent of Robin Leach! No more 😔

A games news graphic which reads: “MIDGAR AND TOMB RAIDER ARE LEAVING POWERWASH SIMULATOR”

Them: an Irish Goodbye from the party is intolerably rude

Me and my one friend:

I can't pay no doctor bills
Trump tower on the moon
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still
Trump tower on the moon
The man just upped my rent last night
Trump tower’s on the moon
No hot water, no toilets, no lights
Trump tower’s on the moon

Still, to me it’s interesting that there’s no way the president isn’t aware his VP opposes him on this (at least in the press), right? Like, even if Vance is saying something else to him personally, this circumstance doesn’t seem tolerable in this administration

jfc he didn’t just break the situation on the Straight of Hormuz, he’s probably disfigured the *entire global system* of trade, omg

That odd sensation you’ll get on April 16 will be the sudden lack of ambient 🎵 now, this Is taxes (file for free)!🎵 jingle in your life

LFG!!

Title art for the game: “Abyssus”.

Odysseus?
He’ll missy-us.
Who’ll kiss us?

The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins is nakedly an excuse for the 30 Rock team to make jokes about whatever they want to at lightning speed, and I mean that as an unreserved recommendation. Second season, please!

and as if they even had a chance! Trump launched his war apparently without even discussing it with them

A screen grab from Netflix “Merrily We Roll Along.” There is a single cast member singing to the camera in a trench coat with dark, high, curly frazzled hair — and I’ll be damned if he doesn’t look a whole lot like Kramer from the show Seinfeld.

My next two follow-ups for this “Merrily We Roll Along” cast member are:

- Is that The Executive?

and

-Where are the levels? Show me the levels!!

Donnie should throw in a keepsake hardbound copy of the Epstein Files, so they can remember what this was all for

Title screen for the film *Brian and Charles* — Brian, a late middle-age Welshman, sits with glasses and a thick, salt-and-pepper beard. Charles, a robot made of a washing machine and mannequin head wearing a cardigan and bow tie, is next to him.

Some respite from the madness, on Netflix…a goofy, lonely Welshman invents himself a robot. A gentle sci-fi mix of funny, sweet, and cheer-worthy. (And the A.I. currently upsetting people doesn’t enter into it.)

WAIT THEY CAN DRESS UP THE ZAMBONIS WHY DONT ALL THE TEAMS DO THIS

think what you will about the economy, but there were multiple unsold commercial blocks in an hour of the Mythbusters Roku channel

Yeah, I’m not sure — I can’t figure that out 🤷‍♂️

A “Grin gripper floss” wrapper and the tiny, limited-use product: a very short strip of dental floss with textured plastic handles on both ends.

fleeing from the enshittified Glide comfort floss, briefly encountered these ridiculous, wasteful floss nunchucks. 👎😠

was about to add: knows very little about the Bible — but that’s unfair; most Muslims know much more about the Bible than Trump does

Title poster for the film *One Of Them Days*

Now on Netflix, if you’re seeking a fun comedy — not news to me that Keke Palmer’s a genius onscreen; SZA is right there with her! 👍👍

Also, to put a fine point on it: the Overton Window doesn’t move itself.

Rightwingers exert themselves on it *constantly.* We shouldn’t leave that unopposed