Someone out there is writing their wedding vows with chat gpt

I wonder if ABBA knew, when writing Waterloo, that it would be playing in my head 24/7

I need to start a rewatch!!

“Crosby is too old”

IF SID THE KID IS TOO OLD THEN SO AM I

My life seemed so much more promising 10 years ago.

Canadians watching the end credits animation at the end of tonight’s fallout episode:
👁️👄👁️

I know how to live, I don’t know how to die,
And there ain’t no thrills in the afterlife

As a Canadian, the ICE murders and brutality make me feel so incredibly useless. How do WE make an impact?? How can WE help support our American cousins? Because I’m tired of watching it all unfold and doing nothing to help stop it.

How many people are ICE permanently blinding with overuse of pepper spray?

I don’t think enough people are mentioning the survivors who will carry these marks for the rest of their life.

Angry at my dress pants for not being as comfortable as sweatpants. What a world.

I 👏🏼 am 👏🏼 so 👏🏼fucking 👏🏼 sick 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 this 👏🏼 man 👏🏼

Someone come get your grandpa, he’s using AI to claim other countries again.

If fewer Americans had voted for Trump, Renee Good would be alive and caring for her child today.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.

an elderly woman is sitting on a tire swing while a man stands behind her . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting on a tire swing while a man stands behind her .

Plot twist: “Kitty” from life of a showgirl (song) is actually Kitty Forman from That 70’s Show.

Oh watching that press conference did absolutely nothing for my nerves.

But lemme tell ya. If I spoke to reporters like that?? I’d be FIRED.

Ohhhh it’s a bad day for my mental health.

We’ve reached the “drink whenever you want” part of the holiday season

Man my coworkers are so fucking fantastic.

— these thoughts have been brought to you by liquor at the office holiday party

I take myself out for a lunch date every pay day. Just lunch by myself at a nice restaurant.

It’s honestly done wonders for me. Such a small things but it makes me connect with myself.

How do I make it so I never have to see anything Harry Potter related ever again for my entire life

I refuse to let you make me feel small.

“Siri play Scotty Doesn’t Know on YouTube music”

Who said what now?!

Friendly reminder to musical artists that Canada doesn’t just drop off into the Atlantic Ocean once you pass Quebec 🥲

I can pay for concert tickets.

What I can’t do is pay for a $200 concert ticket + $1,500 airfare + $500 hotel fee + merch + food & drink 😭

Sometimes I still reach for my Covid mask when I get up from my desk.

Talk about an automated response.

That was my reality last year. I hope yours is easier to fix (and less expensive)

NO 😭

Having one of those “no matter what I eat I’m still hungry” kind of days

Incase anyone is wondering, Ginger Snap by Jo Malone and Buttercream Haze by 7 Virtues is the most scrumptious perfume pairing ever.

“Apparently this can be rather emotional”

“Fuck, I wore mascara today though”

Oh fuck yeah she did bud