Interviewer: So what special skills would you bring to this company

Me: [whistles, guy holding sizzling platter of fajitas enters]

Interviewer: You are fucking hired sir

You act like I can remember this when I couldn’t get your name right!
(but probably)

why does it look like The More You Know logo is crashing back to earth

(Outkast voice) drones over jersey

Hi! He’s @tbrown80.bsky.social

Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.

my bad, trying to delete

Truly

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10

I was JUST thinking the same thing! 🤣

Yes! Plus I agree that we should find the joy where we can. Enjoy!

We are putting ours up because we are hosting Thanksgiving and I like the house to be decorated. In the past, there were years I didn’t ever put up the tree.

holy shit yummmmm

Appreciate you, Bert! The old BN message board is the whole reason I joined twitter and I’ve made so many great connections over the years. Thank you!

cashier: can take your order?

me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)

D-I-E-H-A-R-D
Find out what it means to me
D-I-E-H-A-R-D
Take care, John McC
Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi…

in 2017 i’m pretty sure it said no selfies and no photoshop or digital alteration or some such and I said “cool, challenge accepted”

The way I see it, we have another couple of weeks at most around here before the brands, celebrities, and various grifters show up.

Make the most of it

Also! I really want to see if I could away with it!

Completely understand. I think my vanity won over convenience in this case…which is what it came down to for me

I did mine myself and even added a very subtle filter to make the lightning less “at home” and they took it!

Seen a couple posts where people are surprised that Flavor Flav has opinions on politics and I feel like I need to remind you all of Public Enemy and what Public Enemy is

GODDAMMIT AARON DONT TEST ME

Case by case basis. I’m still trying to figure out who everyone is. If your avi isn’t one I recognize, I’m proceeding with caution

oh shit I’m on the list!! 🙌🏻