Why are they like this????????

Me: hey you should do this thing to avoid a complication later

Client: makes perfect sense!

* two weeks later*

Client: so I didn’t do the thing you recommended and now I’m concerned!!!

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I thought a 25 y/o was making a dumb decision because they didn’t get their way on something recently but instead of voicing that I said “okay, I hope it works out.” I don’t know a lot but I know you usually think you’re the smartest person ever at that age so I’m gonna watch her FAFO.

How has it been a decade??

Minority Report-style AI predicts you’re a criminal and then robots are sent after you 💀💀 every day we’re closer

LISTEN!!! I love other people’s business!

Real Spiralers know!

Lmaooooo James Marsden’s character on Your Friends & Neighbors is so unhinged. He’s an underrated actor. I

For absolutely no reason whatsoever I’m pointing out that we can’t outrun these things.

Omg.

You’re an angel

Okay wait. I don’t know if it rises to the level of conspiracy theory for me but I do be side eyeing about that ear shooting.

This one still leaves me really unsettled. We literally know nothing about him or what happened. I have no theories about it but it’s really the strangest thing.

🤣🤣🤣

Wow this is beautiful

I don’t actually have any conspiracy theories

Good luck proving actual malice.

Kash Patel was in a bind. Either you let the newspapers call you a Drunk Fuck or you sue (knowing you’re a Drunk Fuck) so you look like you’re fighting back.

Ayeeeeeeee. We are so back!

what should I do in Bucharest besides go to the big bookstore

I don’t think we will know the depth of the theft that’s going on under this administration probably until im Medicare age though.

Absolutely. He’s just enriching his family. I see a man focused on ostentatious legacy through building a bunch of shit, putting his name on a bunch of shit, and then making his grandkids very rich and so on.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Girl did I tell you about the day one was in my eye doctor’s office??? Like back in January. Flying around reception lmao we were all in there screaming because it kept flying so low and landing on the computers and pecking them 🤣 shit was so stressful.

I need to see the front view of the Delaware marathon 🤣

The flavors do complement each other though. So I get it.

Let me turn off the replies before I wake up tomorrow and like fifty people have been trauma dumping

This! There are cruel humans of course. There was important moments of human cruelty we should never forget. But overall I think most people try to be kind and considerate and better than the day before. I really believe that.

Watching The Batman I realized a reason these real life Enforcers could never be vigilantes is cuz they aren’t poets.

All the best vigilantes describe themselves purely in metaphor. To scare the shit outta guys. When a man gives you LUMPS after saying he’s Vengeance or The Night, you remember that.