the charm of permanent eyebags and dark circles cannot be understated

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Anyways, I'm taking suggestions for queer newsletters and trans orgs to donate to in her name. The more follow up emails they send, the better.

I shouldn’t be surprised and idk why it hits hard to know you respect my autonomy so little that you keep deadnaming me to other family members. Yet you beg to be in my life & claim to be the victim.

Another reminder that going no contact for unrelated reasons was for the best, but it still hurts.

Ring ring! It's time!! ✨

Join us for a creature birthday stream with some surprises for you, too!! 💜🐾

Let's celebrate... together!!! 🎂🎉
🐶🐱🦊
🍰 www.twitch.tv/keihan454

If my wand doesn’t get plugged in like a mad scientist bringing her creation to life, I don’t want it.

The pokemon spheal in some snow with the text "happy spheal sunday let's give it our nothing"

the Moon Child devs opening bsky

My plant is donothon-ing! Go support them so they can get a new chair and bed!!!

Twitch.tv/SproutMage

a photo of four baby opossums inside a cage with a plate of food over a pink towel

me and the squad at the function

yeah I'm hierarchical poly, my primary partner is the bit

People who write detailed alt text are so sexy

Happy birthday!!!! Thank you for always being a sweetheart 💚

Receiving a message starting with "you're a weird guy that knows weird things" is honestly an honor when my friends come to me asking for weird nature facts to include in their writing.

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Here's to our growth! 💐🌟 #シェイミの日

I am nothing if not a weird little guy 😌🥰

I've had Moon Child's child for five minutes, but if anything happened to him...

All planned activities put on hold. Tummy hort 😭

This is so cute and gay. 😍

A blonde girl has her eyes and nose veiled with black lace. Her lips are sealed with red wax, splattered across her lower face. Sophelia's insignia is stamped into the wax.

The devotee's final task before ascension is simple. Hot wax is poured across her lips and she is instructed to kiss the Tyrant's ring.

Whip, chain, or fist - she must dutifully take all of her owner's cruelty without breaking the seal by parting her lips to cry out.

At least that’s warm and inviting! Also a great place for a bear to spend the winter :3

Love sandwich…I’ll pass, thanks 😂

Am I actually horny for somnophilia or do I just get excited at the idea of such a good night's sleep that even sex wouldn't wake me during it?

(it's both)

Give pls (you get one too)

On current events:

It feels weird getting up and going to work every day. A very surreal feeling that entire textbooks are being written right before our eyes, with humanity hanging by a thread, yet we still clock in, do our shift at the misery factory, clock out, and repeat.

Showing off my new Chrussies to the pals. 😌😇

Jesus had the right idea. I’d also let my homies finger my stigmata.