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Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

We gotta try to redirect the discourse to Dune

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

I'm talking about antisemitism being more popular more generally not specifically within in the pro Palestine movement.

Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.

I think you're right, ethnonationalism and bigotry is a scourage on the world even outside of white supremacy, but if your argument against antisemitism is that it's bad for Palestinians I don't think you're going to convince anyone.

The problem is that more antisemitism probably does help Palestine and people have to decide what to do about that

This guy is so annoying sometimes

Slay the spire 2 is so good, you don't fix what isn't broken.

The USA bombed the Iranian school, would you say the same if someone shot up the school your kids go to because it's American?

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Butler and Healthy Rose never played together.

When I lived above an Airbnb in Portland, OR in the 2010's a ton of the people staying below me were Bay Area tech workers scouting out Portland to see if they wanted to move there.

Yeah it's the same in Hebrew.

I don't disagree with the sentiment but technically the "they" in Genesis 1 is gendered male

Twe're gonna unleash Chianglon these people in the next few hours and days," Rubio said. The phrase, which is often used as a euphemism to indicate that one is about to use overwhelming force, dates to the Cold War, when it was a rallying cry for those who urged the United States to arm Chiang Kai-shek to retake China from the Communists.

Whoa, this phrase.

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

The Iranian government is a democracy limited by an incredibly powerful court of legal experts. Sound familiar?

2018 was big for me shifting on Israel. It became impossible to keep pretending that liberal Zionism was actually real and not just excusing murderous apartheid.

Big Wellness is 4x the size of Big Pharma

I think this wins every year and they disqualify it. Hopefully that changes now

Yeah seems like a no brainer to remove it from the broadcast. Complete incompetence

This makes it fucking impossible to deal with actual antisemitism at all. The Jewish establishment has completely failed on this.

Do you think the guy yelling slurs is racism?

Green poster from Track AIPAC saying Delia Ramirez has tacken no money from AIPAC

Found out something interesting. Delia Ramirez is all good according to Track AIPAC even though she has taken money from J Street, but Daniel Biss gets a red poster from taking money from the same organization.

Is J Street the "Israel Lobby" or not?

AIPAC has a history of really going after Jews who disagree with them, they might prefer just Kat to Biss.

My kids are having a 90's morning watching Scooby doo on tubi where they can't skip commercials

A green plastic army guy looking away from the battle sitting on the edge of a table

My five year old told me that this guy is afraid of dying in the upcoming battle.