BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

It’s going great lmao

Didn’t they have a big Sora deal with Disney?

Is he wearing a tactical wedding ring?

there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now

"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.

Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.

He does seem like he’d be a Heinlein guy but he named his company Palantir. He’s definitely a Tolkein reader, but evidently without understanding it.

It was a reference to a TV show? One of the guys on Supernatural was named Dean, I think. Can’t imagine how monster hunting would apply here though.

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

this is, flatly and subjectively, intolerable to anyone who fancies themselves free people. simply intolerable

attacking and brutalizing your neighbors in the vast majority of cases for minor civil violations, menacing or brutalizing you if you get in the way, depriving you of the right to elect local leadership of your choosing, telling preposterous lies about everything. intolerable. cannot be tolerated

Seasons 3, 4, and 5 are untouchable. Banger after banger, hardly a bad episode for three years.

Yeah, but they all own coal mines.

I can’t imagine why no one wants to pay him to speak. It’s the thing he’s famously the very best at.

He was the best part of Marco Polo and ever since I get so excited when he pops up in a movie.

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere

BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

You have to wonder how a guy name Grima Wormtongue ever was trusted but then you see a generation of elites paying a robot to whisper “a just decision my lord.”

Château Gaillard. Even as a ruin, she’s magnificent.

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

“U.S. Environmental Protection Agency officials issued the finding, but nonetheless warned residents to wash surfaces and their hands if they've come in contact with the material and to avoid concentrated collections of the black residue.”

Everything’s fine, but please don’t touch the evil goo.

I saw it over the weekend and the whole theater was hooting and hollering during the end. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen an audience get so invested in a scene.

I’m not an Absolute Coffee Guy so maybe Mr Cena is full of it but this absolutely cracked me up.

Nah, he’s authentically and organically terrible. That’s why Pelosi laid her blessing upon him.

Following the breadcrumbs across multiple BioWare games led me to the conclusion that there’s one guy on the team who is *really* into anime and they let him design all their most annoying characters.

The State is one of the best sketch shows ever made. It had a manic quality that can’t be replicated.

Nothing gets by these guys.

Childhood’s End would have been a much shorter book if everyone had just been cool about the aliens looking like demons.