It's been one of those days.

Sorry for your loss

It's the new thing!

Life is a voyage of discovery!

The pain at the pump:

I went by the house I grew up in and I asked if I could go in and look around.
They said NO and slammed the door.

My parents are so fucking rude!

If you're having a bad day, just remember that someone is working for your old manager right now. 😊

There's a busker playing ABBA really loudly in the town centre.

You can hear the drums from Nandos.

Right!
Who likes poetry?

You banned Russia for its invasion of Ukraine, but you seem to think that the Israeli government committing genocide in Gaza is acceptable? What is wrong with you people?!
Eurovision used to be fun and joyful. Now just a political slog of bitter disappointment.

Each word can only be used once. Length... say under 15 words. It has to fit on the fridge! 😊

HELP WANTED:
So, a friend gave me this for Christmas and I want to put something up, but can't make up my mind.
Your task, is to use the rude words below to create a REALLY rude sentence that I can display on my fridge. You may only use the words provided.
Your time starts now.

This is my last post of the year, so I thought I would give it a bit of an attitude.

Oops!

Oooooh, I am just brimming with holiday spirit!

Fantastic news!
I hope you have a wonderful, Happy Christmas holiday!
You've earned it!

The beacons have been lit!

What's Blue and not very heavy?

Light Blue.

You know you like it! 🤣

Typical Wednesday night meal in the UK:

Sausagehenge!

It's what's for dinner

Oh, behave yourself!

90% of grocery shopping is waiting for someone to get out of your way.

Police in Paris today released a photo of the suspect they are searching for in connection with the recent jewellery theft at the Louvre.

I was watching Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back with the neighbour's kid.
He asked why Luke was going inside the Tauntaun.
I said, To keep warm.
He asked, How warm was it inside?

I replied: Luke warm.

LOL! well done!
And thank you. I am feeling even OLDER now! 😉

I have Zero points. I've done them all! 😊

Okay, so let's have some fun here! Please read the instructions carefully and report your scores below.