A likely story.

Can't think what line it would be!

Having a kid opens you up to a group of adults with different experiences to yours. I have apparently become good friends with someone that doesn't know the words earworm or queef.

I tend not to get many avian visitors over the summer, so I don't mind taking a break, but cleaning the feeders once a week and moving them around? My feeding pole is in a rare spot the squirrels can't reach & I'll continue to clean between refills (frequency depends how busy it's been).

I should have known it would rain during the brief period I was out of the house when I saw my neighbour watering his front garden not long before I left.

I've fixed stuck keys with WD40 before. Good luck!

Winding down to just one in the packet.

A disappointing start to today: my breakfast small packet of Mini Eggs only had 9 eggs in it.

This is straight out of a horror film!

The worst thing about book clubs. Just keep your opinions to your club, they don't have to be put on the internet.

A good start to the day: my breakfast small packet of Mini Eggs had 6 yellow ones (out of 10). They're the best flavour!

It was tinned rather than refrigerated. I ate it. Feeling ok so far…

Sadly unavailable on my S1. 😭

Feeling slightly cautious, I just googled 'how far past best before date can you eat tofu?' & the results say maybe a month. For reference, the tofu I'm considering eating is 2 years and 2 months beyond.

Totes.

Accidentally went to a meeting yesterday with a pair of (clean) pants in my pocket. I don't think anyone noticed.

My tip is to have a hot bath, then do it whilst sitting on the edge with your feet still in the water. Otherwise I only get a few drops out.

All my friends who work in finance in any form had this as soon as the restrictions were lifted. None of the bosses trusted them to do the work at home. Two managed to get WFH one day a week, but when changing jobs, could only get FT in the office options.

I feel sullied. I just opened post addressed to me & my husband and it's RacismUK, sorry ReformUK, trying to get us to vote for their mayoral candidate. 🤮

I watched the Rob & Romesh episode on it and decided I probably wouldn't be good at it.

Because it's you, I read the alt text. That was disappointing.

That's the cause?! Is it like a balcony thing?

Mine's something to do with a roof tile vent as it's steadily been dripping through a plastic pipe that leads into the loft. I can't easily access the roof, so I've installed a bucket.

Thirded with a similar ceiling crack.

I wonder if people would walk out or stay.

Cheated and used an image search - it's from a sitcom called Single Parents.

You'll find them when the fruit flies start appearing.

At least he's not around to pester them most of the time (12 hour working days x 6 plus 1 day of lifting and running).

I used to use it for the smell. Then switched to the homemade 'vinegar + cheap hair conditioner in water' version (wrong punctuation but it's too early in the day to think). It ruins towels, fluffy materials (like the inside of joggers) and any water-resistant clothing, so only goes in once a month.

I don't get how that's a 'current vibe'. He should just mention the servants.