Here’s your “relief at the pump”

One of my biggest personal struggles is that I'm too good at NHL '16 to play through the "Easy" season mode but I'm not good enough at NHL '16 to play through the "Normal" season mode. I feel as though I'm being denied the childhood experience of pretending the dynasty Hawks weren't evil

She waxing on my crescent till I moon

Liking this “waxing crescent” situation happening out of my bedroom window right now

This is totally the year y'all. Trust the Yzerplan

The MiLB season is on its third weekend at this point and the Malmö Oat Milkers schedule is nowhere to be found, so I think it's safe to declare them dead. Good fucking riddance to a ridiculous ad campaign and I hope MiLB never lets another brand take over team identities like that again

A map of the area around Whittier, Alaska, which looks roughly like Michigan

There are Michigans everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Michigan x Michigan State lesbian couple: Woah, she has trouble with the strap!

I can almost hear them declaring Tonight's Game Time Temperature through the screen

The Detroit Red Wings are the eighth team to be eliminated from playoff contention.

2 goals in 17 seconds? No wonder there aren’t any Boston teams in this year’s tournament

Also if you don’t listen to the instructions and line up earlier anyways you are rewarded with the only good seats on the ferry

Ferries love to do this shit where they’re like “If you’re not 19 hours early to the port you’re a LOSER who will NOT be allowed on” and then when you get there 19 hours early they’re like “don’t line up yet you can’t get on until 10 minutes before it leaves :3”

My other ride is a CTA 5000-series Purple Line Express

Go Green baby

[catholic youth group leader voice] i know you’re all into those horse girls these days…but you know who else had a Marvelous Sunday today?

A bag of Happy Farms by Aldi reduced fat Mexican style shredded cheese, featuring a blend of cheddar, Monterey Jack, asadero & quesadilla finely shredded cheeses

Michigan consistently being ranked above Michigan State that season despite the H2H result always baffled me

The “relationship chart” from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel

Need to see one of these for the citizens of Aionios

Basketball announcers love to tell their viewers the differential between the game clock and shot clock and it makes me worry about how many people can’t subtract two-digit numbers in their head

I closed my eyes half an hour ago to go to sleep but I just had the thought that combination locks should really be called permutation locks because the order of the numbers matters so here I am on my phone again

Three (3) of my sports teams had a chance to host postseason games next weekend (MSU hockey, MSU WBB, WMU hockey) and they all blew it on the same day yesterday and I'm still not over it

if you use chatgpt you're a fucking loser and im going to fuck your mom

A parking lot with a long grassy hill behind it in Okemos, Michigan. Trees dot the hill, and a multi-story Dick’s Sporting Goods location stands out above it.

New Hampshire has the Man in the Mountain. Michigan has the Dick’s on the Hill.

Found a better comparison. Here’s US-127 from Saint Johns to Alma and the Red/Purple Line. Tell me this wasn’t an homage

Reminded of a great @jgrantglover.bsky.social banger

A Google Chrome print screen. Pages 6-7 of a Google Doc are being saved as a PDF.

There is no universe where this screenshot should still be funny to me but teaching high schoolers has made me cherish every one of these I run into. Their groans fuel me to beat the dead horse even harder

Bottom line is that all this software thinks it's so cute and trying to keep me safe by logging me out all the time but it is unfortunately driving me crazy

I learn that I have been signed out of my WMU email for some reason, so I go to sign back in. At this point I learn I have also been signed out of Bitwarden, so I need to sign back into that first. Finally, I need to sign into "Duo Mobile" on my phone to get the 2FA code to finish the process

"You need to log into Desmos Amplify to view this activity"
(keep in mind that most math teachers need two of these accounts because of how ass-backwards the students and teacher account profiles are), so I try to log in with my WMU email, which is my teacher profile