Ben Affleck here, just wanna say Baylor Scheierman

New year, new Jen Affleck

Okay I'll bite, what's 2024?

LA Clippers at Kristaps Porzingis

Boston Celtics at Washington Wizards

Sorry boss, can't work

Come home, Amy. I dare you.

You definitely wrote that line after a trip to Florida

Ts and Ps to those affected

Not Everybody Poops

Just blocked my first person on here, my first block transfer from Twitter. Starting to feel like home.

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

I want a cigarette

I love Dunkin Donuts

Senator Ted Kennedy dies, then Senator Bob Dole, now Senator Dianne Feinstein. The “curse of the senate” strikes again!

butt

Admin reveal

I promise!

bsky.app/profile/bena...

I just did that myself, Jon!!

Ahhh he found a loophole!!

I'm rekating this

You're welcome, always happy to help my local basketball team!

Thanks for giving me a Code!
Hope you’re doing well this off-season. Best, The Boston Celtics

Hesi!!!!!!!!

Pay no mind to that, they're reskeets

Today's the only day you can reskeet this

Bluesky DMs when?

Sorry I haven't been active on here much, I've been shooting more dunks commercials! Check ya TVs khed!

Happy August 27 to all who celebrate

Gotta clock into my shift at dunks, lot of people thought that was a cute marketing thing but I'm actually strapped for cash

Yes?