And I wonder why I have back pain all the time

The biggest problem with being this hairy is you sweat while literally sitting still. Cold or hot I’m perpetually sweating.

He has 4 beds all over the apartment but will always chose my lap for some reason. Guess I could add to my résumé comfortable place to lay on.

Thighsday🦵🦵

I need someone to come rub my belly and tell me I’m pretty. Is that too much to ask for?

Body built mostly by Chipotle’s high protein menu.

I am many things but “hard to find a vein” is not one of those

Cozy with the edible kicking in. It really is the small things sometimes

😘

WFH Casual Fridays

WFH Casual Fridays

That Louis Theroux manoshpere documentary on Netflix feels like watching a case study in DARVO. It’s also wild how deeply insecure these men are and yet they still have a massive following. I really don’t think the straight men are ok.

I’m very good at the bulking part of this. Cutting not so much.

204lbs of 100% organic beef 🥩

Night night.

This is gay culture 😂

Is showing showing off my thighs getting boring? Worked hard to get them. I had twigs for legs for the longest time. And yes I am watching “the Golden Girls” while doing this. It was the episode where Rose gets over her decades long pill addiction in a few days. If only life can be that easy.

It was very warm today 😈

My toxic traits is still going to the gym and trying to lift heavy despite being injured. I guess every addiction can be bad even the ones we consider noble.

I feel like we are gonna see some version of this in a couple of weeks. And we all know how that ended.

Skull crushers

Someone hinting that it might be time to stop working

It’s not even Monday and I’m already tired of this week.

Rest days mean no rush and no getting up at 5:45am. Just me coffee and a cold Sunday morning.

My wittle cuddle bug

So we are at the “need to start a conflict so people will rally around the flag” level of unpopularity.

Did the elder millennial thing of taking a nap before going out. Now i am still trying to figure out what dimension I’m in.

Night 🌙🌖

Skin tone(ish)