hmmm i seem to remember another star outfielder who was “activated”

Mid-April and I already have the AC blasting

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck

I've had the Wikipedia page for "Amish" open on my phone all week. I'll get to it soon.

Spent at least 30 seconds trying to wipe something off my screen

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

ELITE

Here's the HD version

I didn't buy any games when I got the Nintendo Switch 2 last week so I've just been playing the older games on the subscription service. I basically bought a $500 machine to play Super Metroid and I couldn't be happier.

a very low detail drawing of Pikachu from the Pokémon anime (he looks like how I feel right now lmao)

Tfw da oui'd hit 🍃💨

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 16

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

He had his demons

In terms of reliability, simplicity, and creative design, you can make the argument that The Masters app is the best app of all time

it's from one Gene Hemphill, who may have put his whole government name on a public comment about Carissa Codel

Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial

Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

When Jim Nantz hits that first "Hello friends" this week

You receiving advice from cis men

doing a “husband’s run” (early morning grocery run for a missing breakfast item, because i get to wander the store and get whatever else i want) but committing the “husband’s folly” (forgetting the one item i was asked to get, eggs)

Dallas, Texas

A gala