i already have myself

proof???

Did my boss tell you this

Homo!!!!!!

oh NO

i still haven’t done my age assurance on here so i haven’t been able to access my own dms for months lmao hope everything’s fine in there

A love letter It is probably a bad idea to write about your dead cat while you have a fever and are barely lucid, but this is my Substack not yours.

wrote this while really sick go read it if you wanna have a sad time i guess

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yoooo that’s why you’re a real one

you saw me come online and spread those legs INSTANTLY

pls like and sub as an act of charity if you do not like and sub i will never ever ever let you hit btw

WHAT HAPPENED was the lesbian bed death too much?? also yeah but k gotta check with my wife first

ANYWAYS I assume you lovely people haven’t bought all your holiday gifts yet so pls check out my GIFT GUIDE that will absolutely not steer you wrong or your money back

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hi what if i came back here occasionally

i once bruised someone’s penis so bad during sex that they went to the doctor about it and they were still in love with me three years later so anything’s possible if you think it is

hi smams

you’re a homosexual

that’s canon acc

me actually

the smirk

DREAMWORKS FACE HOMO

and i was right

Happy pride!! about to stream Neocab with my beautiful wife!! come hang out with us and chat 💜

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literally

come play disco elysium and hang out!! www.twitch.tv/l0rdofmisrul...

Twitch Twitch is the world

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steaming disco elysium tonight at 8pm uk time (4.5 hours from now)!!! come hang out with us and chat

is it possible to get testicular tortion of the foot

what those of you who are exclusively on here have missed is that i recently went viral multiple times for increasingly stupid reasons and also everyone calls me daddy broccoli now

thanks babygirl

aw fuck yeah, and it’s working for you??