Imagine not caring about sports

How it feels to walk past hundreds of people in line at Schwartz because you're just buying a brisket from the fridge instead of a sandwich.

COOK HIM

Trying to watch a less than legal soccer stream and getting bombarded with porn ads at 10 in the morning

Funny thing is we could absolutely use a RWB right now lol

Could have sworn some other team was playing a game tonight too… @atleticoottawa.bsky.social @cplsoccer.bsky.social

Being a relatively new baseball fan is yelling "that's out of bounds!" at a close foul ball

POV: you are the Baltimore Orioles and I am watching you play baseball

Come on Palace. Come on you eagles.

It's still Go Sens Go btw

We’ve only gone and won the league

Reminder again

Reminder that go sens go

That's it. That's the bisky.

David Rodríguez

It’s about time we revoke previous critical acclaim for these so called “red hot chili peppers”. Let’s be real blood sugar sex magik is in no way an album you “must hear before you die”

The Stooges vs The Stooges after they added a saxophone

JUST LOOK AT HIM

Devastated that I spent 34 whole years of my life not owning a cat. Like, it's just this little furry guy that lives in your house and whenever he's not sleeping he's hilarious? Why did nobody tell me this was all upside and 0 downside???

“Why is everyone mad at Wayne? Is it because he didn’t wear a jersey?” - Bobby Orr, an idiot

Couple years back I did this thing where I listened to every single Wu-Tang related release, in chronological order, ever put out.

If you also attempt this, be warned it's about 10% the greatest shit you've ever heard and then like 90% Cappadonna.

The headloss in that group chat tomorrow is going to be generational

The Tragically Hip - Fireworks (Audio/2023 Remastered) YouTube video by TheTragicallyHipVEVO

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You just know if we win he’s going to say some dumb shit like “WE will all be a great hockey team some day” or whatever

I would certainly have preferred it if the Buffalo Bills had won the football game

Tom Hanks Forrest Gumps GIF ALT: Tom Hanks Forrest Gumps GIF

Watching all the leafs fans file out of the CTC and drive back to "East Gwillimbury" or whatever

Rest easy Garth

Old newspapers pulled no punches damn