Yo Soy Fiesta (ethically)

Dying. I have to repair my relationship with my wife. But only during the third day of the draft, the first two days are more important than my wife

Office Space I don't want you fucking up my life too YouTube video by TheJustRussian

The older you get the more you find out a wild number of people are willing to risk burning their relationships to the ground on a whim and my official statement is that part towards the end of Office Space where Peter asks Lawrence to come over and he goes “no thanks man……

Mike Vrabel when the wife says “please be honest with me: tell me this was the first time this has ever happened”

Trump may do more for the energy transition than any other individual through sheer incompetence, just like JD Vance may do more than anyone else for the cause of global antifascism simply by being viscerally repellent.

The church has gone WOKE

We must persevere. We can do this. The new Terror record drops on Friday

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A GRITTY reboot where Captain Planet and the Planeteers travel the United States, covertly taking out AI data centers pouring pollution and waste into marginalized communities

Imagining the reaction if Captain Planet, or any show came out today with the general gist that ‘saving the earth from pollution, corporate greed and general malfeasance is good’. MAGA would be shrieking for public hangings

Stephen or whoever exhaustedly explaining to Jerry for the 378th time “we can save SO much money by just getting ahead of this” only to be shot down again when Jerry winks and goes “now yall, can’t put a price on free PR!”

Waymos are the transit version of when Dee’s cat gets stuck in the wall and Charlie says obviously the solution is to put another cat in the wall to get the cat out

Yeah i agree, seems like he’s a lock to go in the teens somewhere, unless the OT run pushes him down (and lord will I be breaking things if KC falls right into the Bills’ lap)

The damage caused by data centers is out of sight out of mind to most AI users. Until their water stops running clear they won’t get it.

Who is your “in a 1 in a million chance, _____ somehow falls to pick 31 for the Patriots” Guy for tomorrow night?

Imagining a world where every Fortune 500 corporation is served a class action lawsuit exactly like this and all the CEOs that paid for MAGA II cause they thought it’d be the gravy train of tax cuts and deregulation having to watch millions in tariff refunds fly off the Q3 balance sheet

Gamers, and consumers everywhere really:

Yeah, that’s a combination of naturally being built like a pony keg, a heavy diet of prescription testosterone cocktails, and some version of Dude Spanx

My hometown of Nashville -- a blue city which went about two-thirds for Harris-Walz in 2024 -- was gerrymandered by the TN GOP into three different districts all represented by Republicans now, so please get in line to complain about how unfair this all is, Virginia Republicans

Clocked in at the riffs factory…..and there’s mandatory overtime

Gonna be tracking bass for the next few hours so my dearest Celtics please do what you do best and

Watching basketball with no bets lately has been like that Fight Club scene where they move into the abandoned house and he says “after the first month, I didn’t miss tv”

Related: I cashed out most of my gambling account after the Super Bowl and I’m enjoying the games a lot more? Way more locked in and living in the moment. Worth a try!

I play a little blackjack app to help me get better and it’s also a great teacher that the only way I consistently get more (fake) money to play is the daily challenges that put more (fake) money in my account. Not winning

I applaud Pete Hegseth for doing away with the U.S. military's woke flu-vaccine mandate. TRUE warfighters know their lethality is only ENHANCED by explosive diarrhea. Libs will never understand that a fever is just God warming your body for the battle ahead.

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Among other things, the washed OG Dynasty heads among us will appreciate that this board‘s “you must be this tall to ride this ride” appears to be 230 lbs for linebackers

Patriots Big Board: The 50 best fits in the 2026 NFL Draft From KC Concepcion and Akheem Mesidor to Red Murdock and Micah Morris, here are the top Patriots fits in the 2026 draft.

The Pats Pulpit gang has been locked in the lab painstakingly assembling the only big board you need this weekend and now it’s live for you to devour!

(*i didn’t do anything. They all did a really good job though)

Even with all the reporting and all, there’s something about a handshake deal to trade for AJ Brown almost 6 weeks from now that gives me the willies

It has that same feel like watching Cliff Burton at the peak of his powers

These new At The Gates tracks are so cool. They really had distilled what they do best to 101 proof and when you throw in the Tomas of it all…..phew