Bernie crams his taxes! (2019)

@jadomian.bsky.social @mandelino.bsky.social #theunderculture

the love of my life saying something

literally will believe whatever she says. "god only speaks one language and it's the squeal of pigs." absolutely. that's absolutely right dr hannah fry, love of my gd life. it's true and more people should know it

Dune part 3 poster but it says they pay me in woims

Frasier Still from the season 6 episode "Shutout in Seattle" featuring Niles Crane and his much younger girlfriend Kit, both in leather jackets. Niles is lighting Kit's cigarette

Gonna tell me kids this was Buffy and Spike

it’s not fair that CBS has survivor too while they’re printing money with their copaganda and 3rd generation bazinga

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

it feels like my country is an assembly line for producing crimes against humanity which no one will ever punish, or even bother to pretend caring about, and it's making me crazy

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 18

sad to report the wet bandits have been badly injured in a vicious paint can attack

clickbait slop that says “Al Was Given One Prompt-These Were The Results” under the heading of “Huge”

“ringorilla starr with a salt and pepper mop. and dump out 200 gallons of water”

reverend richard wayne gary wayne? Jon hamm’s character in unbreakable kimmy schmidt? you’re saying he got elected to congress?

Norm Rockwell joint of the guy standing up

Yumbo.

I’ve regrouped and once again become cool enough to want to share one of these. plus it didn’t give me any black blank spaces. febby ‘26

i would like a pound of the woke sausage, please.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

I’ve regrouped and once again become cool enough to want to share one of these. plus it didn’t give me any black blank spaces. febby ‘26

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

five kittens two are black and three are like siamese coloring

check this shit out

hey this is legitimately terrifying and if you're not paying attention to this you need to be right now

what are they saying to do? cut the filter off your cigs?

A female ICE thug posing as a distressed motorist in neighborhoods of Brooklyn Park (63% non-white), MN, to entrap good samaritans. This is the same MO Ted Bundy used to lure victims to their demise.

A female ICE thug posing as a distressed motorist in neighborhoods of Brooklyn Park (63% non-white), MN, to entrap good samaritans. This is the same MO Ted Bundy used to lure his victims to their demise.

Album cover version of the image above, featuring three burrowing owls, one so close to the camera we can only see one blurry eye, another peering up curiously from below, and one in flight above the grassland stretching to the horizon. Sticker in the corner: "Parental advisory explicit content"

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

shit you can’t see the text. why did I think you could quote tweet a quote tweet and still see everything I’m cooked