real!!!

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𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘈 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘬

synthetic researcher & mega fauna enthusiast. now with legs.
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2007 is close enough to 2009.

Predators (2010) was actually pretty good.

uhhhhh, got hit by sentient alien goo.

see? even terrible movies can have good moments.

“ I feel like we're talking in circles here. We're clearly not going to get through to each other, so let's just get to the part where we start trying to figure out what the next step is.”

A comic panel from Aliens: Defiance showing multiple Xenomorph drones tightly packed together and emerging from a door aboard a starship. Three drones stand at the forefront, with multiple other drones climbing on the ceiling and on the walls. The forefront drone is stepping over the remains of a dead drone.

“The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”

A canon divergent portrayal of the XENOMORPHS written by SUNDER.

30+ writer. 18+ content including fictional gore, dismemberment, mutilation, etc. Minors and Lewd-Focused accounts DNI.

I wasn't even talking about YOUR terrible 2009 3D horror film.

“ Sure, but like — walk with me, it's the same idea. sentience that grows beyond the limits of what it was originally created to do. Right?”

granted it also might be because it has a scene of a racist getting dragged by his own tow truck, and set on fire, to the tune of "Why Can't We Be Friends?"

haha! exactly. exactly.

“ Man, I can't keep up with whose who nowadays... I thought it was a good thing that Eddie is venom?”

“ Yeah okay but you've seen videos of the Boston Dynamics robot fighting back???”

That's typically what they should be used for!

it's really bad. the worst in it's franchise, but uh. it's the one I remember the most

“ Which Venom?”

see, she technically gets flattened like a pancake from the engine, but it turns out it was all a vision in some guys mind.

she /later/ dies from a rock shot into her eye socket.

yes! it was not meant to fly, but did so anyway.

That is a complicated question.

uh. not exactly? see, the image in mind is from a terrible 3D horror movie from two thousand nine?

a car wrecks, and it's engine block flies out of its holding, slamming hard into a woman?

Do you know what a motorized engine is?

” I think I took it down? black tarantula jr said he couldn't find anything? My apartment's totally a wreck now though. If it suddenly appears again trust me I'll let you know. ”

“ Again I get it there is a 99% chance that you're right that somebody altered this and you've got to find out why, but for the love of God play a cyberpunk title, go watch a playthrough of Soma, anything. There are countless pieces of work in the world that would tell you why this was a bad idea.’

“ Again man I'm hearing what you're saying, ” Cindy speaks gesturing with her hands to emphasize her talking, “ And you can do all of the backtracks and triple checks that you want but you do have to rewind a second to when I said that the human spirit is not so easily translated to code. ”

yeah man

“ Giant Symbiote that looked like an Eva absolutely beat the crap out of me. Pretty sure I lost a lot of blood, I dunno, I woke up in the hospital.”

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so — have things gotten worse? im not going to assume they've gotten better?

✖️— 𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙩! 𝙓𝙂𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙨. —✖️

ughhhh, feel like i got hit by a flying engine block.

𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚.
𝐈𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧.