#WitchSky
Been carrying around various info sheets and old grimoire pages ive collected for 25+ years. I am happy to say it is all in one binder now and things are far more useful when they are organized. I'm a hot mess, organization is a new skill.
DC statehood yesterday
"There's never a fee unless we get money for you!"
Edgar Synder (454-1288!) has looked exactly the same since i was born.
What kind of twisted ass reverse Santa Claus bullshit is this?
Kinda like Robin Williams' bit on biblical history in his Broadway special:
"All the names in the bible were very Jewish. You've got Noah, Moses, Zebede. And then you get Mary and Joe. That's a hypenate away from Mary-Jean and Joe-Bob. We could've had Jim- Bob, the son of God."
Deez bitches just there to give a facade of balance until they serve out their usefulness. Mrs. Wrestling best watch out too. And Rollins.
I must be an exception. I don't do true crime, but i definitely wrote to PBS to see how to get on the show and watched obsessively.
I think I’ve experienced enough lifetime trauma to justify becoming a serial killer and I’m honestly a little annoyed I turned out to be a people pleaser instead.
just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down
"Come along, boys. You don't know your perennials from your perineum. Take a walk with the almost Master Gardener. Iris, we don't cut those til after they bloom. See this rock wall? Your tools don't cross the boundary unless you would like this wood handled hoe up your ass sideways."
Just spent fifteen minutes doing the airing of the spring grievances in the yard. How do you work for a locally known landscaping company and weed-whack the fucking perennials and leave the weeds? I worked for their competition. I still have shirts. Guess who will be screaming at them next week?
Hey have you looked at the list of names in the "America Reads the Bible" event other than Trump? Cause. I recognize too many of them or their organizations, and given who I am, and what I study, it's not great, Bob!
I'm so much fun as the customer. I cannot remember the context - maybe mom was bitching about prices or availability, but as we were dealing with the clerk, i said, "Yeah, bow to the AI overlords and suck the robot dick, right? I think not. Ooh, I apologize. We don't get out much."
Customer: so like, what's the difference between cigarettes and vapes?
Me: tl;dr - the health secretary snorts coke off toilet seats and eats roadkill. Pick your poison. 🤷♀️
The Butt-Head in me recognizes the Beavis in you
...and we must venture out to attempt to find a dishwasher on wheels, not one of the under the counter models. We have one, but i believe we need to play Taps for it before the year is out. But i hate dishes more than shopping, so to the appliance stores i must go.
I hate dishes. When i was a kid, that was one of my chores. Okay, fine. Well, if my stepmom found any schmutz i missed on a plate/fork/glass or whatever, she would pull every fucking dish, pan, plate, utensil and cup out of the cupboards and make me wash them all. I hate dishes. I also hate shopping
this post above a Garfield and Friends Screens post with three Garfields? friends that look just like him? idk
too high for this
"Recently bereaved widower in prime of life seeking calm companionship and maybe more. Don’t believe nasty rumors: I’m still virile."
Nah, Christina of Denmark had it right. "If I had two heads, I would happily put one at the disposal of the King of England."
10th US President John Tyler arranged the cannon explosion on the USS Princeton to kill his co-conspirators, his Secretaries of State and Defense, in the poisoning murder of President William Henry Harrison, along with power broker David Gardiner so he could marry Gardiner’s daughter Julia.
The Gardiner's Island Gardiners? Because this rings part of a bell in my own ancestry searches. I come down through Elizabeth Gardiner Howell. I remember reading about Julia Gardiner Tyler, though, and now i gotta go look this up.
Margaret Beaufort, daughter of John of Gaunt, probably had more to do with the disappearance of Edward V and Richard, Duke of York than Richard III did. All the hopes of the Lancaster line lay with Mags' boy Henry VII. Richard had a sickly heir, a sickly wife.
We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.
Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.
These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.
The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
How To Live A Good Life #oldknees
One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.
The graves of multiple children have been defaced.
One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.
The frolicking took me out 😂😂😂
The 2026 Atlantic storm name list: Arthur Bertha Cristobal Dolly Edouard Fay Gonzalo Hanna Isaias Josephine Kyle Leah Marco Nana Omar Paulette Rene Sally Teddy Vicky Wilfred
the 2026 Atlantic hurricane names have been released, and I need to tell you all right now that if I get swept off this mortal coil by a storm named Kyle I am haunting the halls of the World Meteorological Organization until the end of time
