I don’t want to be dramatic, but I’m fairly certain this is the funniest thing that I’ve ever seen.

toughest part of this draft cycle is studying any defensive prospect vs Texas and not losing focus to watch Arch

It’s a good idea to bet on the side that isn’t crippled by “long Covid” and social anxiety that prevents them from ordering in-person at Sweetgreen.

Port Arthur, Texas

If it needs to be a major city: Phoenix

Back at it.

As a Marine platoon leader in Vietnam, Mueller was shot and later returned to lead his platoon after his recovery. He received a Bronze Star for valor, a Purple Heart, 2 Navy/Marine Commendation medals, Republican of Vietnam Cross of Valor, and numerous other medals.

i expect that the Charlie Kirk respecters are infuriated by this callous response to death

I lost my job, oil is six dollars a gallon, my kids have measles, and secret police roam the streets, killing and imprisoning people at random. But at least now students at schools I've never heard of aren't heckling conservative speakers that I've never heard of.

Working on a new matter with Dutch co-counsel. Keeping this phrase in the chamber in the event anything goes sideways.

The people of Phoenix are going to rise up when you uncork this one

(Jk, it’s definitely going to be Dallas isn’t it?)

My wife is also traveling for work. She spent the night at the St. Regis and went to Le Diplomate for lunch. I spent the night in a DoubleTree and had smothered rabbit for lunch. Duality.

This morning’s hearing had me feeling like a John Grisham character.

This morning’s hearing had me feeling like a John Grisham character.

Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.

It's happening.

The 6 AM crowd at my local gym is mostly professional-types between 30 and 50….and one former SEC tight end that comes in every morning to humble all of the accountants (and lawyer(s)) by squatting 405 like it’s easy.

it's jolting how little AI skepticism has reached the general public. i've had many acquaintances ask whether i use AI for research and seem shocked when i tell them it's completely useless for that purpose. my wife recently told her colleagues about hallucinations and it was news to all of them.

This guy talks about “little girls” and “dolls” more often than I’d like.

People are always unironically doing this bit. Yes, La Fontaine de Mars is better than your local Chili’s. Go look at how the average middle-class European actually eats and tell me it’s “superior.”

Perhaps this is niche content, but how does Law360 determine which lateral hires are “Pros” and which ones are “Aces”? Does one graduate from “Pro” to “Ace” over time?

Jimmy and Dillon, someone's getting jumped in an alley before this series ends

The cleaning staff just walked in as I was blaring Hells Bells in my dimly lit office and editing a brief.

They looked amused and also concerned about my poor time-management skills.

Remember, “light most favorable to the verdict,” Your Honor. Anyway, here are 300 exhibits.

point out, it is also unworkable. (See Dkt. No. 69-1 at 17.) The recordkeeping and administrative burden from such an arrangement, (see id.), ' also mandates nationwide relief. Nor is it clear what, if any, prejudice the Government would suffer from nationwide relief. In its brief in opposition, it points to none. (See Dkt. No. 84 at 57-59). For all these reasons, the Court finds that relief must be nationwide. Anything less is ineffectual. III. CONCLUSION Citizenship by birth is an unequivocal Constitutional right. It is one of the precious principles that makes the United States the great nation that it is. The President cannot change, limit, or qualify this Constitutional right via an executive order. The Court GRANTS the i Plaintiffs' motions for a nationwide preliminary injunction (Dkt Nos, 63, 74) and ENJOINS enforcement or implementation of the Order on a nationwide basis.

Birthright citizenship remains the law of the land. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

a nice reminder to the press that there is nothing you can do to pacify these people or buy yourself leniency

According to my wife, it’s “over dramatic” to compare the importance of the Eagles winning this weekend to the landings at Normandy in 1944. I am not so sure that it is.

Incredible to think how hard Merrick Garland worked for four years to avoid even the remotest appearance of partisanship or ideological commitments, and literally on her first day as AG Pam Bondi is like "Diversity is now illegal, we will be putting all the libs in prison"

Hearing attire in Bismarck, ND, where it was a balmy -2 outside yesterday.

The President is asking rhetorical questions about what federal government aircraft was doing, as if there's someone else who is supposed to have the answer. This is his responsibility. If he doesn't even know the answers, it's because he and his unqualified appointees are incompetent.