i don’t like when men are happy what are you laughing at!!!!! suffer

after a mini fight w bf i like to look around our apartment and remember i am the one with taste

i love to get my bf to do something handy for me by saying that’s ok i can just get my dad to do it

phoebe bridgers is gone what am i left with. clairo? fuck

if protesting worked it would’ve worked by now ❤️

ever since i was a little girl i have viscerally hated hearing boys talk loudly about basketball at 7am

my bf turned his snap location on

when me and the other girl in the bathroom do a little call and response with our tinkle

when i see a beautiful woman with a full life and skinny and no mental issues and happy and can have a normal amount of alcohol and can enjoy life and isn’t full of dread and shame at all times

called in to yearn

my favorite thing in the world is in shrinking they get harrison ford to say shit like halulu

does anyone remember how to put together an outfit

instagram artists keep making punch brown its fucking bullshit he’s literally fucking grey

the pitt is really great for my hypochondriac tendencies

it’s morally okay to hate someone just cause they’re annoying right

how do you fumble hayley williams literally what the hell

cameron winter has dominic sessa vibes we all love him rn but he’s gonna do the musical equivalent of saying american sniper is his favorite movie

best part about a new job u can blame everything on im still learning 🥺👉👈

i’m too poor to eat healthy and i’m too tired to go to the gym

i love telling my bf which items are dishwasher safe

i do not need an ai overview of every fucking thing

i can’t tell you how little i want to see ads for swimwear rn

i love my boyfriend and christmas time

they keep making iphone ios worse!!! fuck i hate this fugly shit

when the dental hygienist rest her boob on ur forehead and you want to start biting the little mirror

i know i can do anything i set my mind to the issue is i have trouble setting my mind to something for more than an hour

i was absolutely moved by my bf in his work clothes and beanie this morning. gorgeous man

tights used to be like 4 dollars

i will never buy my man cologne bc i think his natural scent is so good it could be bottled and sold i know im biased but its like crack

fun dip is drugs