Anyone else just about sick of every social media platform?? Like I used to love being Online™ and now it’s all just censorship and arguing

A person wearing a bikini has been edited to be green, with a glowing pink ufo shining on to them. the surface of earth is edited into the background, and it is in dusk or dawn and glows with lights showing city centers and roads.

I’m trying to find my community 🥹 where are my indigenous ppl and all POC, anarcho-communists, the queer folks, neurodivergent ppl, the leftists and anyone who “don’t like labels” but is trying to learn and help and be supportive and inclusive of the ppl in their lives.

If this is u, pls say hi

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Coming from u!!! 😭🥹🫶🏼

Idk how to explain it but bsky feels like a cool kids club and I’m not a cool kid

Me: 🧍🏻
The 3 ppl who see my posts: 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻

consider this: a psychic tractor beam that travels through the internet, takes control of your mind, and brings you into my space craft, where you watch me drain ur piggy bank 💰🐖 while u enjoy it and tell me thank u

The difference 3 yrs makes if u eat ur veggies and get a boob job

Me: why is everyone talking to me like im on palliative care lately
My posts: lol what if i died right now. Like right now 😉

Sorry yall I promise im fine I just happen to vent in concerning ways

you know what I think I’ll get everyone a round of [banned from Twitter]

I hope one day there will be an alcoholic beverage. Named after the exploding Teslas

Ever have a day that you just know is a throwaway day even tho ur stil going thru the motions

This is Gannicus, if you have never seen a cat before in your life as good as this one, now you have, he has got it all:
great little tuxedo,
perfect black nose
different color beans!!
small soft meow
pats u gently for attention
excited to hear the butter dish,
can open cabinet doors

any ppl want me to make an illustration for them 🥹 I want to practice and have fun. Just drop the one (1,☝🏼) single sfw-ish pic of *only you, baby* and I’ll draw it when I can and post result in comment thankyougoodnite

I made a sticker 🥹 do u like it ??

Omg i feel so goofy I just realized I can upload videos is just a different button🥲🥲

Mwah

As a polyam person I just— well here are my kitchen table decorations

Someone at the club calls her tiddies “homewreckers” and i love that for her

LITROLLY

i'am the opposite of artificial intelligence. am genuinely stupid

That’s the spirit 🥰✌🏼

I was gonna hang up a curtain rod, went to find the drill, and now I’m searching ‘do mermaids eat the men they lure to their deaths or just drown them’

POV me before realizing I can steal chocolate from Walmart and give it to my friends on Valentines Day

Me to the bouncer at the club when I find out my tire is flat

Oh no! Anyway

bain have too many weinkle☹️🧠