Omigosh. This is just too much

@peterclines.com Two more days

If you say no to this boss, explain it’s a dumb idea,you’re out on your ass

And…..

I tell myself. Don’t think about it don’t think about it. Don’t think about it. Oh crap I’m thinking about it.

Ugh!!!

64° That’s pretty chilly for us Floridians. This is where we get out our winter coats.😄

Today is five years since I lost my twin sister. I still miss her. I still find myself thinking I need to call her and tell her whatever. I hope I see her again one day.

WOW

Disgraceful

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Happy New Year Peter

Only one more month tiil Gods Junk Drawerbu @peterclines.com is in Audible. Can’t wait

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Hi K. You disappeared from my feed for a while. It’s 81° Here a beautiful sunshine. Glad you’re enjoying your day 💙

I remember my grandfather doing that when I was little

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Someone must’ve been napping at WholeFoods. They’re walnut rugelach, that I love, were burnt to a black crisp and they still put them out to sell. Ugh!!

Guess who is wearing a real Super Bowl ring? Yup me. BTW it was a flapper themed party. P.s. He was a Dolphins before he was at GB.

Back before DNA a judge awarded me child support when I brought in a picture of my daughter’s ear next to a picture of my past boyfriend’s ear. He took one look and said child support granted.

Ugh

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If you think the economy is doing great, you better guess again. I just got a whole bunch of free offers for free cruises. OK so I gamble a little. Don’t judge. But I hadn’t gotten any good offers in a while and now they’re flooding my emails. Cruise bookings are way down.

I started pointing out true things to my brother-in-law the other night about Trump, and he started to twitch so badly and got up and ran from the table. It was really frightening. My husband said what the hell was that. I said psychosis.

He’s following the path of Hitler so perfectly and everyone is just standing around going OK. This ICE army will be made up of all J Sixers and proud boys. They’re gonna wipe out the people of color and anyone Trump thinks is an enemy