“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall

monday motivation

more like uhhhhhh standstill cranes lol

A galah (an Australian parrot with a pink head and grey body) sitting on a sidewalk with its eyes closed.

A woman wrapping the galah in a towel to keep it calm and safe for transport.

The galah in a pet carrier, with a backyard behind him.

The galah in a pet carrier being dropped off at the vet.

We rescued a galah that was acting very lethargic and weird near traffic yesterday. We don't know exactly what its problem was, but it's with Wildlife Victoria now and hopefully it's doing okay!

Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground YouTube video by Massive Attack

Oh man the new Massive Attack / Tom Waits collab is amazing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-57...

Biologists Confirm Not Much Evolution Happened Today STANFORD, CA—Calling it a “pretty slow one” as far as natural selection and genetic drift were concerned, biologists from Stanford University confirmed Tuesday that not much evolution happened today. ...

Yeah it was a slow one

theonion.com/biologists-c...

Tape 05 YouTube video by Boards of Canada

I do not normally look to Youtube comments for wholesome content, but this new Boards of Canada post has people talking about how much the music has meant in their lives and how much has changed for them personally and in the world at large since the last album.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bgh...

Screen grab of a headline from news.com.au saying "If you own, a perfect storm is coming for you".

I have often been told that I own, so this is very concerning for me

Rear photo of a house with a large patio with reddish tile floor and awning that is about 3 meters by 5 meters. There are ladders, bags of soil, and a bunch of tools strewn everywhere.

Side view of house with an area about 2m x 13m that is being landscaped for the catio. It has three feijoa bushes, and a bunch of stones around the periphery that will be used to anchor nets for the enclosure.

Now that George has made it to Australia we are starting work on a catio that is going to be large enough to house a mountain gorilla. It's going to include the whole back patio and one side of the house.

More higher ed discourse like this please

they're saying that all traces of Viktor are being erased so thoroughly that he's now just an orban legend

I have a Honda Jazz, which is almost the same car. I love it, but I think it would die forever if a teenager tried to skitch off the back of it.

More like Victor Ormaybenot

p sure i played guitar for the impossible goof rockets during the 90s swing revival

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

not an expert but yeesh

This just shows you how unreliable these things can be, it completely failed to identify that the track was obviously dubstep

It’s called a polyrhythm

Ran into one of my old college buddies today

dude was one of the most cracked devs I knew. like reverse engineer a os from binary cracked

found out she transitioned.

I asked her why, and this hit me like a ton of bricks,

"kiran, a computer contains no techbros, but millions of trans sisters"

@revrrlewis I've played over 1,000 hours of Civilization VI. Here's how Ukraine can defeat Russia. (1/47) Anthony Smith - 2h Replying to @revrrlewis one game of Civ VI and you think you're an expert????

Screenshot of a headline from The Border Mail saying "Pretty concerned: Dan fears the worst after trio of friendly goats stolen"

yes, yes I do

The variety of German bees before the Industrial Revolution (187, top) vs after the introduction of pesticides (43, bottom), DHM

Scandalous!

Trump says US could charge for Strait of Hormuz passage amid Iran war US president says Washington, as the 'winner' of the war, has a 'concept' for charging a toll in the strategic waterway.

In other news I am now charging for tourist passage on future Artemis missions.

www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/...

Oh I thought this was going to go in the direction of organizing taxidermy displays so they spell out something rude or funny to those who could read heiroglyphics.

This is Milka. She'll get around to chasing her tail eventually. But for now she is just getting to know it. 12/10 (TT: milka_collie5)

Artemis II's path, thousands of miles to the left of the moon

THEY FUCKING MISSED 😭

In my considered opinion: fuck off with this

The MKULTRA Iceberg YouTube video by We're In Hell

Normally I'd see a four hour video and keep scrolling but it's We're In Hell so I guess my day is now planned out for me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG61...

I feel like “the world passed peak gas-powered car sales in 2017” is not a widely known fact