Trump can't just invent new math. He's not Isaac Fucking Newton.

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

"It's really hard to negotiate with these irrational, emotional, religious zealots."

No doubt Iran has been saying the exact same thing lately.

Data usage is high, though.

Alex Karp's 'Supervillain' Manifesto Is Putting Palantir's Contracts at Risk Lawmakers in the UK are raising concerns over the government’s contracts with the controversial, Peter Thiel-backed data company.

Everyone knows when a supervillain stops to monologue, there's only about 30 minutes left in the movie before the supervillain's ultimate triumph, right?
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So is The Joker.

"POTUS entertains room full of children by singing Wheels on the Bus" could just as well be a NYT headline for a cabinet meeting these days.

Still not shopping at Target.

Hey, you try coming up with a decent excuse when you're nursing a perpetual hangover.

A pocket square. That's what you've got? Not journalistic integrity or the spine to back up fellow journalists when it's called for. You've got a pocket square.

Did Iran invent mech suits?

It's always a bit hit and miss when I revisit sitcoms I enjoyed in the 90s, but Sabrina is one that holds up refreshingly well when I recently re-watched some of it last Halloween season for the first time in many years.

Truly, a man of the people.

Punishing bars for overserving is good.

Rewarding patrons for overdrinking seems bad.

Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves Actor Discusses Poor Craftsmanship Of Structure Used To Store Classic Films

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Any way to get just the bonus content if I already have the documentary? Or will the bonus stuff show up on Darkness Unlimited at some point to watch?

Guess some moron shouldn't have demolished it before having a plan. Oh well.

If they really want you, they'll knock three times on the ceiling.

Nintendo Wii Sports screen suggesting players take a break and get some fresh air.

Bluesky is the only social media platform that cares about you so much, its servers force you to touch grass now and then.

Please just stop using AI to write articles.
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I appreciate that they really took some big swings in the '93 movie. Also, the casting was leaps and bounds better. Hoskins over Pratt as Mario any day of the week. Hopper was amazing, and I don't know who thought to cast Leguizamo as an Italian plumber, but it was brilliant.

No, man. No. Not just no, but hell no.

Until we bring back serifs, I choose to believe there's currently an entire industry based on the works of Weird Al.

It makes about as much sense.

Bible: "Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you."
GOP: "And we took that personally. How dare you?"

Have you seen his hand? Lord knows how the rest of him looks these days.

If this sequel is a canine John Wick movie, I'm there on Day 1.

I never want to hear "party of law & order" ever again unless it's referring to a Dick Wolf marathon on TV.

Said as the president is blockading the strait.

Train buff:

A committee to evaluate the need to advise the cabinet to suggest removal?