He will now!

"You got your sea salt in my vinegar!"

"Well, you got your vinegar in my sea salt!"

(Bites are then taken in unison.)

"Waaaaait a minute..."

😂😂😂

Green, straight-up.

No, you're good. But tea and water are pretty much the only things I *ever* drink.

I'm really boring, so this is basically every day for me.

Even though he's stepping down as CEO, will Tim Cook still be gifting gold bars to petulant manchildren recreationally? Because I could really use a few.

My sequitur? Non.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t and do take.

Yep! Either that or a sinus drainage issue.

The universe did not see fit to grant me an “able to breathe through my nose” day.

Good question. I do it multiple times an hour.

Billy Joel: 🎶We didn’t start the fire🎶

Pyromaniac: Popular music utterly confounds me.

Only true fans will catch this, but it’s a subtle reference to the character’s full name being Art of Romance the Clown.

My allergies always wake up about 10 minutes after I do.

Presumably to give me false hope.

The Old Man AND the Sea? In this economy?

From last year.

Uh, how about Cards FOR Humanity?

Friggin’ nihilists.

2 hours, nothing received yet. 💕💸

My disappointment over it not playing at any of my local theaters also debuted 30 years ago. Probably my first time being burned by a limited release.

I’m sorry for the loss you’ve endured. And thank you for this.

From (4)2024.

No, which is why I've never intentionally bookmarked something.

From (4)2023.

From (4)2022.

LOL! I may need to steal that.

New comic! Wherein the guys celebrate the highest (see what I did?) of holidays.