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Posts by SmoothHeaded

Two books among other books and a bookshelf. The two books are part of a series, but they have different logos, and the size of the titles is different.

Two books among other books and a bookshelf. The two books are part of a series, but they have different logos, and the size of the titles is different.

Currently at the top of the list of things that make my brain itch (marked in white)

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 Man lounging on a couch wearing a white t-shirt, briefs, and socks. His hand is down his briefs and he’s looking off at the TV, which is likely playing porn.

Man lounging on a couch wearing a white t-shirt, briefs, and socks. His hand is down his briefs and he’s looking off at the TV, which is likely playing porn.

White briefs on a Tuesday? Groundbreaking

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Uh… assuming you filled it right to the top and then sipped it down, yes. 😂

Also, ice is a scam and if I’m going home, I’ll get it with no ice so I can get my full cup of soda.

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Glizzabeth Banks

(someone come make me go to bed)

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I’m fond of Glizz Taylor.

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I’m baking hummingbird bread with cream cheese frosting. Which would kill you, but might be worth it? I dunno, your call.

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You don’t want that. I read so inconsistently.

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Me too! This one continues the timeline and is still before Batman Returns.

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I have not. I was jumping back to tag you, so funny that you replied before I could. 😂😂

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Three books:
Batman: Revolution
All-Star Superman
TMNT: The Last Ronin - Re-evolution

Three books: Batman: Revolution All-Star Superman TMNT: The Last Ronin - Re-evolution

Oop. Retail therapy day, apparently.

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Sticker on a car window that reads:

HOLD ON. LET ME OVERTHINK THIS.

Sticker on a car window that reads: HOLD ON. LET ME OVERTHINK THIS.

Drag. Me.

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A soda with ice sitting in a car cupholder. The drink is about a 3/4”from the top.

A soda with ice sitting in a car cupholder. The drink is about a 3/4”from the top.

So, who is going to start the class action suit against McDonald’s for using those automated filling machines that consider this a full drink? Every. Single. Time.

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Ok, yeah, I was locked in on the game.

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Home from the game and now I can turn off moderation and catch up on the After Dark feed.

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I zoomed in and, babe, that Labubu is SO you

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So you’re coming up? Cool, see you tomorrow.

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Me when the opposing team’s player lies on the ground faking an injury, but the game plays on: “Maybe just die there.”

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Two fags at a soccer game

Two fags at a soccer game

Out at the game, watching hot guys kick a ball around, running and flexing their calves, rubbing all up on each other and… let me stop

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a person in a coffin with the hashtag #leerroninthemummy on the bottom ALT: a person in a coffin with the hashtag #leerroninthemummy on the bottom

Ok, what Seattle friend wants to go see Lee Cronin’s The Mummy with me tomorrow?

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Allow me… 😈

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All your Hump Day posts already got me feeling like:

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Man on his knees on a bed - closeup on blue trunks with a green waistband pulled down exposing a hard dick

Man on his knees on a bed - closeup on blue trunks with a green waistband pulled down exposing a hard dick

Looking for somewhere to go. Open to suggestions.

3 days ago 54 0 4 0

S1 hooked me immediately and I couldn’t stop watching. S2 had been a slow burn as layers keep getting pulled back. Definitely different vibes, but I’m enjoying so far (only 2 eps in).

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(((hugs))) Hope it passes. 💙

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Quote with one of your best ass shots

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Man standing in front of a door wearing a light blue speedo-style swimsuit and taking a mirror selfie

Man standing in front of a door wearing a light blue speedo-style swimsuit and taking a mirror selfie

Another slutty selfie. Groundbreaking.

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Close up of a man’s crotch - he’s wearing gray mesh briefs and you can see VPL.

Close up of a man’s crotch - he’s wearing gray mesh briefs and you can see VPL.

I have been in such a mood lately

5 days ago 58 1 5 0

What is one of the major food groups?

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Man lying on his stomach on a bed, reaching back and pulling a thong out from between his ass cheeks.

Man lying on his stomach on a bed, reaching back and pulling a thong out from between his ass cheeks.

Thong Thursday, you say?

5 days ago 106 6 2 0

((runs and jumps in))

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