This guy thinks lazy Americans get gas for free

Canadian doctors obeying a U.S. executive order that doesn’t even apply to Canada is deeply offensive to both trans people and to Canadian legal sovereignty.

The air force has long been the only service that masks where its troops are with dumb obfuscations like “an undisclosed location” and “in the CENTCOM area of operations,” and the reason for that is because they are in the rear with the gear, pretending that they’re tough.

This is a fantastic piece.

“If you take at face value what the AI executives themselves have been saying for the last decade, that an AI powerful enough to make humans go extinct is nascent, then acting with force to stop it would be a rational action.”

Brian really nails it, once again.

It’s almost like they’re as dumb as he thinks they are

If nobody got hurt and he weren’t doing it on purpose, it would be pretty funny if trump got our navy Spanish Armada’d.

Phase 1: start a fight and get your ass kicked

Phase 2:

Phase 3: kick your own ass

They redefined “marathon” as a walk from the couch to the fridge and they still couldn’t finish it.

A neat visual explainer of why American gas prices are skyrocketing. The market for oil is global.

Put that money into investigating whether rfk jr carries his family’s well-known allergy to bullets, you’ll have almost $500 million left over to put back into mRNA

I don’t need to know what you’re doing, but at least acknowledge you’re doing it

I personally would not sound that calm on my forced return to Earth

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

ok mermaid

In an active lawsuit against the FDA, the state of Missouri is arguing that access to the abortion drug mifepristone has reduced teen birth rates, thereby harming its political representation in Congress. It’s an argument being made in federal court not just on Fox

people who learn their lessons tend not to have six bankruptcies

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

Well, this is horrifying.

my cats were refusing to eat their wet food so I ate a forkful to show em it's fine but they're right it's super gross

The dumbest president the world has ever had, and current US president posted: NATO WASN'T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON'T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!! President DJT

CAN SOMEONE WHO IS GOOD AT READING TELL ME WHAT ARTICLE 5 SAYS I WANT TO DO MORE WAR CRIMES THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER DJT

It's also a retention issue. Make the families miserable, there's no way that trooper is gonna reenlist. Bad enough that they can't go off base without being called "that baby killer's kid," why take their limited on-base entertainment away?

Stars and Stripes is basically the hometown newspaper for troops stationed abroad - many if not most if them with their families. Cut comics in the downrange edition if you think that'll make troops tougher (it won't), but don't push that on literal kids who didn't sign up for service.

This is a little window into how fucked up life must be for petey's kids

anybody know what's going on in Venezuela?

"um derr we were just protecting his eyes from seeing the other civil rights we were about to violate"

one way cops and firefighters are different is firefighters don't do the literal opposite of what they take an oath to do

have zero NYT bestsellers and I was an English/Anthropology major who didn't graduate but even I know that the light source is an unshielded fusion reactor hanging in space about eight point three light-minutes behind Integrity.

So okay, Naomi, you're ill-informed.

[space shuttle]

CAPTAIN: prepare for landing

ME: roger that

CAPTAIN: reverse thrusters

ME: sretsurht lol

CAPTAIN: lol

*we smash full speed into the moon*

what about israel?