311 called me back and told me that they simply MUST be here doing this and I’d love to see you tell this to all the families living in this corner. He was also quite rude!

Officer Saeed, badge number 12259 tells me the order to do this came “directly from the mayor.” The people on the corner of union and rogers would really appreciate some intervention.

@mayor.nyc.gov this cop car has been parked and flashing their lights for hours, in spite of multiple people in the neighborhood asking them to turn them off, and they told me the order came “directly from the mayor.” Could you directly order them to stop harassing crown heights?

Sorry u didn’t profit as much as u wanted off of *checks notes* housing people in a city with a housing crisis

*Laughs in my rent stabilized building didn’t have heat, hot water, or a working elevator for 4 days and then the front door broke*

Save people? You mean where she says that she’s fine with detention as long as it’s done “under the right conditions?” And who said anything about voting - She worked for the tigers as an ICE attorney. She is a tiger. She is a living embodiment of “just following orders.”

Sorry the tigers r eating ur face

The fact that she can sleep after doing what she does is actually the bad part

Fact check from the proud owner of a 2013 Honda Fit: true.

What is @mayor.nyc.gov doing about this is something I want to say as a joke but also not at all as a joke. This gym has multiple locations in the city and this is really and truly not ok.

The Tube Gym also added a bunch of new machines so as to justify the higher price they are charging new customers not grandfathered in to cheapo Blink members (👋) so it’s nice to know that WHEN I DIE IN A FIRE I will be a svelte corpse.

This morning at Tube Gym I learned that the “fire exit” which is also the accessible exit doesn’t actually open when you scan to exit and a staff member told me “we don’t have the code for that.”
That staff member had to exit through a tube to open that door for people trying to exit. ffs

FOILed my own ALPR data and at the very least I have proven that my bike rack does not obstruct my license plate and I’m excited to send the NYPD’s own photos to them next time I have to appeal one of these tickets.

A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026

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I also was going to include in the list a reminder that you can and should opt out of the TSA face scans but Christine wrote a whole article about it!!! They are dumb, just make the agents look at your face with their eyeballs.

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I made an advent calendar of one thing you can do every day to improve your digital security and become more informed (ie paranoid).

Good thing we don't have digitized maps so no one can easily fact-check me and we are arguing on vibes.

Me, Larry David, Terry Gross, and Andrew Dice Clay are going to come have the most annoying argument with you.

I don't need more reasons to hate the NYTimes, but this is Sheepshead Bay and I will fight you over this even if it is Cuomo Country (it's Sliwa country, actually).

I take personal issue with where this map has drawn the border of Sheepshead Bay and Brighton Beach.

This aged like fine milk.

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Nothing has ever provided the kind of insight into neighborhood by neighborhood politics the way Hellgate's Election Day liveblog has today.
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Oh wow, pleased and shocked to report that a more granular look redeems my once home.

Look how red it is!!! It is the most red it can be!!!

Ah yes, Election Day, when I am once again confronted with maps that make me think, “how am I from there?”

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AITA for how hard I laughed at people complaining about their goofy IoT beds?

It’s waaayyy funnier that he’s getting it removed bc tattoo removal is extremely painful.

Oops, I accidentally a whole Nazi tattoo.