Ah, doing the old Glenn Beck gambit

"barbecue session starts with a nicely grilled steak"

What is this, Mormon mad libs? Who speaks this way

Getting sent to Gehenna for milking the lamb of god

Damn dog, who pissed your pants

Oh, so neither you nor the OP believe that there is some number of voters critical of the Democrats' position on Palestine that are responsible for the 2024 election? That sounds like a claim to me.

*nudging my neighbor* finally, I thought they were never gonna let this guy talk

So you have data that demonstrably shows the contrary?

Why are all these too-rich, high-on-their-own-farts guys, who've never materially accomplished anything real at all, addicted to looking so cartoonishly stupid

People did not "withhold their vote" in protest of the Palestinian genocide in numbers significant enough to swing the election. Most held their noses and voted for Harris.

What is it exactly you're doing here then

I wonder why you imagine the voters as the ones pulling the lever

Don't do this man, lunch break is almost over

If the mbmbam Facebook fan groups from around 2016-2018 are any indication there's a fair chance someone has already written this

We cannot become numb to moral rot and depravity. We live in a society. We cannot resign ourselves to live like this.

I put jack shit in one and get jack shit out the other. My name's jack

Unless you're trying to get into Goofy's highwaters why the hell you doing to Disneyland

That's a Soft Play album, it rules

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

Jesus Christ

Sorry Playboy, no action for you tonight. That's not a condom in your wallet but a wet nap

A lot of people are still in the denial about how much the median Democratic voter, the median Democratic volunteer, and the median Democratic activist has shifted on a variety of issues. Well here's the handpicked candidate of Chuck Schumer being booed, about Gaza, at the Dem convention.

When they outlaw cast nets, only outlaws with have cast nets

Rolling up to the Warhammer tournament, marking deployment zones with my snail tape

this is an organization that exists to kill people. you should want it destroyed and you should be trying to put as much distance as possible between everyone that ever worked for palantir and any amount of power. this shouldn't be a moral quandary for you. hesitation means you failed already.

To be fair, I would be willing to bet this would be as effective on human pursuers. Maybe funnier.

I would simply throw a cast net at it

Words have meaning, and "staying home for being disengaged and disillusioned with national politics" is not "a protest vote against Harris"

Protest votes didn't swing the election

My stream's weak
I'm pale and sweaty
I inherited a bone disorder
Mom's a Kennedy

Salute to an all-time tweet

Every time a Democrat mentions how to talk to "ordinary people" they mean "how I was told to talk by a handful of weirdo consultants in DC with gross fixations on throwing certain groups under the bus and who would not last a day in an ordinary job interacting with ordinary people."