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ok thats all the time i have for now, i hope you enjoyed the inner workings of my bra in

Hahahahaha……

Noooooo……

Nahh-noooooohhh…..

Uh uh…..

Nooooo….

Omg. Like. I totally give to Greenpeace like every year. Tch. Like, its so good… for the environmennttt…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

I’M NOT A WEIRDO.

YOU’RE A WEIRDO.

YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I DON’T BATHE… IN OIL… LEMONADE… AND SOUP BROOOOTH!

DEPLOY THE RESET BOMB!

I JUST DON’T SHIT, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH NOT SHITTING.

NO, I DON’T EAT.

I stopped eating because I’m a goddess and I don’t need to eat. And I don’t need to piss or shit either. I’m helping the environment by not shitting.

I am the GOOD GUY here!

Ok but counterpoint, I love nature but I don’t eat it.

You have to draw a line somewhere. You can’t just do this whenever you want.

You can’t just eat and bathe in soup, lemonade, and oil.

But if you loved coins, would you eat them?

do you

eat coins, palu

MONEY ISNT THE FUCKING SOUP LEMONADE SMOOTHIE SURPRISE SPA.

Why are you BATHING IN IT????

Why are you mixing lemonade with soup girl??????

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BITCH????????

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LEMONADE SUPPLY???

"Ahhh..it's been so long since I've had a body! Eat your hearts out, ladies!"

𝓖𝓸𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓪𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓽𝔂, 𝓟𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓪

RP Experience: About 9-10 Years give or take.

Not new to the character OR the verse.

SFW is highly preferred as per usual.

#MVRP #KidIcarusRP #SSBRP #SmashRP #NintendoRP #KIRP

“Aesthetics or not, you — or I for that matter — could totally beat her in a dance-off. I guarantee it.”

“I wanted to test your honesty. And you passed. Congratulations. You’re not a liar and your prize is not getting attacked by Boom Stompers.”

“If anyone asks why my hair is way more stylish than Palutena’s… Then, you’ve just answered your own question!”

@chaosmicjelly.bsky.social

“Hm… Can’t say I’ve ever seen any type of creature like you before. At least not on my Earth.”

@valorouspinkdog.bsky.social

“It’s amazing how one dog can accomplish so much… And even more unfathomable how one of his owners doesn’t appreciate any of it…

The animals of this Earth deserve so much better…”

@omnisavior.bsky.social

“Have you been keeping up the non-littering? I’ve been keeping a eye on you like I said, and if you’re lying, I’ll knooooww…”

@heirofspace.bsky.social

“Word of warning. Don’t step on the grass in my temple. They bite.”

If this human came here for worship, they’d be first in making an actually smart decision for once. The goddess of nature deserved just as much praise as Palutena!

@strongestmortal.bsky.social

“Sometimes I wonder what humans do when they’re not chopping down forests and desecrating the planet. Care to clue me in?”

This was about as nice as Viridi was going to get. He’d probably have to settle for this for a while.

@illiterpit.bsky.social

“Well, if it isn’t Pit. Have you come to pay worship to the best goddess ever? Or maybe to apologize for getting rid of so many of my precious Bumpity Bombs?

I’m fine with either.”

@highplaneangel.bsky.social

“You’re not exactly a … human, are you?”

The goddess of nature raises her brow. She wasn’t sure, but there was definitely something off about this one that made her hairs stand on end.

“Nonsense! I use leaves in my arsenal all of the time, and they are very effective. Just goes to show you — natural weapons are best!”

Viridi nods in affirmation. Even though he’s a robot, he’s definitely more than gained her favor. … Just as long as he’s environmentally friendly.

“At least you’re honest. Lots of humans can’t even admit it when they’re being selfish. But you just own it. I guess I can respect that.”

She lightly scratches the top of her vanilla locks. What a strange demon, yet at the same time — not unlike the first thing that comes to mind for the standard.

“Wh-…! Put me down this instant! Just because we have an allyship doesn’t mean you can just pick me up like a doll!”

Her legs kick rapidly in the air as she squirms to escape his grip. Contrary to her own words, compared to his size, she really was somewhat like a doll.