We are proud to announce that, after a brief bout of corruption, our two corrupted players, Kobe Liriano and Dana Kubo, are expected to make full recoveries. Kobe has already been cleared by our medical staff, and Dana is expected to be cleared shortly. We appreciate your well wishes for the team!
With this announcement, we'd like to announce Wilma's replacement. A star player for the Kanto Community College's Debt Collectors baseball team, we have drafted Anita Eastwood! She will wear #62 on the field with the monsters!
It's with a sad heart that we announce that relief pitcher, Wilma Petrenko, has been given the opportunity to play first chair violin at the Kanto Symphony Orchestra. While she only had a short one-season stint with the Monsters, she managed to pitch 31 innings with our team.
Happy opening day folks! You may notice some bot posts giving info about our games. We are helping test a bot by @dirtylinecooks.bsky.social . Thanks and enjoy the game!
A graph from freecashe.ws that shows the monsters win differential and run differential tanking hard.
Well, while we did not end up having a great season despite our promising start, we have made strides towards our new offensive strategy, and we are excited to see how that pans out in season 4! Enjoy the Greatest Series, and see you all on Monday!
With Xavier's retirement, we have brought on a new relief pitcher, Wilma Petrenko! A violin prodigy who will wear #62 on the field. Good Luck, Wilma!
It's with a sad heart that we announce the early retirement of relief pitcher , Xavier Singles. He was a long time player for our team pitching 200 innings in his 3 season career. But we are excited to announce he has decided to follow his dream of LARPing around the globe!
The baserunning stats for Lance Peterson, showing that they have 8 out of 5 stars for Stealth and 3 out of 5 stars Greed. They also have 2-star performance and 4-star speed.
We have also been hearing rumors that the pickpocketing was perpetrated by our own left fielder, Lance Peterson. Frankly, we believe these rumors are unfounded. Our dear Lance is amazingly stealthy and a base-stealing pro, but we just don't believe he has enough greed to steal from his own fans.
Public Service Announcement: We have been made aware of a string of pickpocketing occurring in Success Street Stadium. We would like to let everyone know we take these matters seriously, and our security officer, Doug, is on the case!
Happy MMOLB opening day for Season 3! Some new things have been added, and one of them is the ability to name our own stadium! With this, we'd like to announce the opening of our own baseball field! Kanto's own Success Street Stadium!
We're desperately going to try to get a couple of our batters up to 100 steals this season.
A screenshot of Ninja Lessons, an augment from MMOLB. It increases every Batter's Stealth by 10
The results of an augment I took earlier this year that gave every player +5 greed
A screenshot of a previous augment for my team where all my batters gain +10
Our Base Stealing game is gonna go hard in season 3. Be prepared for all kinds of crime.
Looking into the data, the 100 stolen bases mark was broken in seasons 0 and 1, but the top stealer only stole 59 in season 2.
Lance Peterson, an overall average batter is 43-8 for stolen bases, turning into a 84% success rate for stealing bases.
We've been training Lance to be a nightmare once they're on base. So far, it's been working. Hopefully, with a bit more ninja school and track meets, we can be the first team with a player with over 100 stolen bases in a season. (A record I'm just assuming currently is unbroken)
Hey folks! Share your MMOLB lesser league team with us, and we'll share an idea for a legally distinct monster to be your mascot!
#MMOLB #Baseball
I saw someone point out that they had pitched a perfect game, and I was proud. Then I saw it was the second this season, and I was pretty impressed. Then I saw there were no perfect games in S0 and S1, and I was extremely proud. I struggle to fathom having the second EVER perfect game.
We're so proud of Anna Little for pitching the second perfect game in MMOLB history!
Sometimes we don't find things until we just happen to look later on. Season 2, Day 2 ... Opening Day for the Lesser Leagues, and Aurora Extra Sad Jesters' ace Gil Jaffray has what appears to be MMOLB's 1st PERFECT GAME.
mmolb.com/watch/6858fb...
(And there have been TWO MORE since then...)
Same!
A screenshot from MMOLB.com featuring the top 10 teams in the Pyschic Lesser League. The teams are in order from first to tenth: Sportsmans Park Broadcast Sports Experts Fort Wayne Tiny Mice Las Vegas Trip Hazards Akron Anteaters Pace Stick Elgin Eye Shadows Hotel Model Holiday Inch Columbia Multiple Walkings Neo Warriors of Justic Kanto Legally DIstinct Monsters Moscow Soda Pops
Here's the top 10 teams in the Psychic League!
Congrats to the Sportsman's Park Broadcast Sports Experts for their #1 spot!
We're super happy to have a top 10 finish in Season 1 of the MMOLB!
#MMOLB #PsychicLeague