LUNGS wow yeah I’m just rebuilding the bottom of my vagina.

Random Tuesday thought: The video we all know of SkyKing makes s*icide seem like a dream sequence instead of a serious and permanent ending. The decision to pair that music with the video was ethically questionable.

Body by sugar cookies

Telling myself that I’ve been so hungry lately because my body is still healing.

I don’t even know how to bill for “staring at a blank word document.”

Can we gather a search team to find my motivation?

I love loving my clients. I don’t love all of them, but this job allows me to meet so many people and learn about a diverse panel of industries. This job is so cool.

Black cherry Chobani is 🤌

Oh my god. This is every emotion in the book.

Obviously though now we want to know.

Ideas for a kid-friendly cruise line that isn’t Disney?

When girl turns 3 (old enough to go to cruise daycare) I’d really like for us to take a little boat ride. But I just genuinely cannot stand Disney.

Do not look at the PDF after you’ve sent it. Do not.

lol you did what?! haha

My baby shower was at a tea house! It was lovely.

We all know about Bruce.

We could have but Elizabeth Warren didn’t win the primary.*

(*Not saying she would have been better than any one else, but this is who would be leading the country.)

I used to think the Helen Keller conspiracy was stupid but I did a little digging and I’m on board.

What in the flying f—k are you talking about

Scream

Because we all think we are normal and right in all things, I think I do a good job striking the balance between professional and sounding like a normal person.

But between coworkers should really have some level of casual attitude while still being appropriate.

I’m really turned off by overly “professional” emails, the corporate speak is out of control.

Everybody loves Nick Saban

I have technically been on a plane when smoking was allowed but it was banned before I started kindergarten. 😂😅

I know this makes no sense but the way Wallen has cultivated his relationship with Tuscaloosa after the COVID SNL thing is great marketing. Objectively, I’m happy for all his fans. Subjectively, he really sucks.

Look, I despise everything about Morgan Wallen and I think his fans have bad taste but I’m genuinely happy for the people who saw him at Bryant Denny last night for having what’s probably the best concert of their lives. I keep imagining the moment they saw Saban come onto the screen.

“One toke over the line sweet Jesus one toke over the liiiiine”

Look I know you don’t live here, but I remember being asked “smoking or non-smoking” at restaurants and the difference meant a waist high divider between the room.

Also, smoking still looks cool to me. I think I should be allotted one cigarette a month.

Controversial opinion but Dwight Schrute made a lot more sense as a Battlestar Galactica fan than as a beet farmer. They made the farming thing so extreme that it foreclosed the idea of him being both.

Toking 👴
Actually I think smoking tobacco has decreased so much that people just call it smoking. (Among a variety of other things I’m sure)

Makes sense. I’d also give it up.