I’m gonna kill an archon. Who wants in?

can’t wait to see the time mage homies yesterday

Mastery over the elements is nothing compared to mastery of the self.

yes i am considering lichdom. no i will not tell you where my phylacteries will be hidden

My dumb ass read that as “I will dispose of your remains”

sorry I haven’t posted in a while. got trapped in the twisting slabs and drowned corridors of my inner mind again for an epoch again

turns out the radiant spring I’ve been collecting water from feeds a forbidden stream so now I gotta throw out all my holy water and make a sacrifice to a nymph named Gladys under a blood moon

frolicking in fields is my field. I have a masters on frolicking. so you’re not wrong

I feel that. Hidden in the streets, flexing in the mystic council chamber

who let the Tangled Intruder into the physical realm again? stop summoning him its literally never worth it

anyone got a top tier field I can frolic in? my whimsy is lacking

By the stars, NOW it’s a party

throwing a party at the mind palace tonight. gonna be mad formless presences there

Who's your most overrated wizard of all time?

Mine’s got to be Bombo Glorbuckle. Bro is B tier at best. Summoned Azafael? Who hasn’t? Dug the Well of Dreams? Totally useless until somebody else added the bucket. mid.

I invented a spell that turns the lights off after you’ve gotten comfy in bed. I also invented a hex that turns them back on right when you’re falling asleep. I am balance incarnate

smh merlin would be disappointed

I remember a time when entrapping the soul of the moon in a giant crystal meant something

do you ever get lonely wandering the endless corridors of the Static Plane? something about the linoleum really just gets to me when i'm in there

if there’s not gonna be pensive beard stroking at the function, dont call me

stared into the embers of the planar phoenix in the mind palace this morning. not gonna go into detail but Chalamet should probably wear open toed shoes today.

question wizards: amulets going above the robes or hidden?

!!cursed knowledge check!! what haunted tomes, possessed scrolls and forbidden grimoires you got in the lair?

apprentices these days see one cataclysmic vision in the orb and want to quit