thought this was a real anecdote until midway through the first sentence

every time i open this app, i win

i got mixed

the eagles winning is proof that there is some good in the world

Watching Mahomes get his shit rocked all game has been so satisfying.

Kendrick Lamar's special guest was none other than Compton's finest Serena Williams 🔥

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

🦅 GO BIRDS 🦅

My sister said she was glad she was craving chips right now because “The Chip Christmas” is coming up

She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.

a football player with the number 2 on his jersey runs with the ball ALT: a football player with the number 2 on his jersey runs with the ball

HAPPY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY GO BIRDS

washing my eagles sweater for sunday 🦅 kaw

Uhhh, hi! It's me, Bookshop.org, a place to buy books online where every purchase financially supports indie bookstores instead of some billionaire.

i'll let him know asap

my girlfriend is from philly and jalen is my close personal friend

go birds go jalen!!!!

GO BIRDS 🦅

fuck that guy and the chiefs should lose every game forever

the grammys is a joke except for the absolute sweep of beyoncé, doechii, and kendrick

did everyone try the exo medley suho? i thought the exo medley suho was lovely

people say the wildest things

i only use social media for kpop....

elon hitting the fucking sieg heil was really something alright

i beg ur finest pardon

hi buddy :)))) i gotta get into using this over twitter expeditiously 😭

hi every pony

he pisses me off. it’s weird bc like one day, it just clicked so bad for me and he shot to the top of my bias list so fast. idk what it is about him… obviously ive always loved him bc i love all of exo but grrr… this guy…